{"id":137848,"date":"2015-09-06T15:31:31","date_gmt":"2015-09-06T15:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/06\/tumblr-gothic\/"},"modified":"2015-09-06T15:31:31","modified_gmt":"2015-09-06T15:31:31","slug":"tumblr-gothic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/06\/tumblr-gothic\/","title":{"rendered":"Tumblr gothic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hylianfishfood.tumblr.com\/post\/128304702681\" target=\"_blank\">hylianfishfood<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>-\u201cThere have been no updates. The site has always been like this.\u201d The new staff post says. You agree, but something feels off. <\/p>\n<p>-\u201cThese posts are gonna look weird when the format changes back,\u201d you say, though you do not know why. Later, you receive an email. Your account has been deleted. <\/p>\n<p>-You cry for the xkit guy to save you. \u201cYou know what you did to the xkit guy!\u201d They scream. You stare at your bloody hands. You know what you did to the xkit guy. <\/p>\n<p>-There\u2019s another meme. You chuckle as the same picture of a glass shard in a toilet bowl shows up on your dash. You don\u2019t get it. You reblog it anyway. <\/p>\n<p>-\u201cIf it\u2019s good enough for me, it\u2019s good enough for queue.\u201d Something screams, and leaps out of your computer. This always happens, at the scheduled times. <\/p>\n<p>-\u201cWe\u2019re always willing to listen to our users!\u201d Staff says. It is a lie. Your friend sends them a message and disappears. <\/p>\n<p>-You look in your purse. There are breadsticks there. You do not remember grabbing them. <\/p>\n<p>-It\u2019s Halloween again. It\u2019s been Halloween as long as you can remember. The skeleton that runs past your house at exactly 4:39 PM every day waves at you. You wave back.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hylianfishfood: -\u201cThere have been no updates. The site has always been like this.\u201d The new staff post says. You agree, but something feels off. -\u201cThese posts are gonna look weird when the format changes back,\u201d you say, though you do not know why. Later, you receive an email. Your account has been deleted. -You cry &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/06\/tumblr-gothic\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tumblr gothic&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[15989,654,5660,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137848"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}