{"id":137402,"date":"2015-09-09T13:08:46","date_gmt":"2015-09-09T13:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/09\/ojiisanholic-facingthewaves-i-want-to-speak\/"},"modified":"2015-09-09T13:08:46","modified_gmt":"2015-09-09T13:08:46","slug":"ojiisanholic-facingthewaves-i-want-to-speak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/09\/ojiisanholic-facingthewaves-i-want-to-speak\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ojiisanholic.tumblr.com\/post\/128622133993\" target=\"_blank\">ojiisanholic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/facingthewaves.tumblr.com\/post\/101689550108\" target=\"_blank\">facingthewaves<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI want to speak to a manager,\u201d the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.<\/p>\n<p>A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, \u201cShe wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!\u201d before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.<\/p>\n<p>I took in the woman\u2019s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,<\/p>\n<p><i>\u201cI am the manager.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/4d0ef1c0fcd6c5c51c1fe5ef41330aa9\/tumblr_inline_nucinwe4WQ1r526b9_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/1a00ae1b781907966d3a3d099bd77143\/tumblr_inline_nuciogWVGS1r526b9_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/eb386afaf84cf5858d4cb86f4bd1bcce\/tumblr_inline_nuciooB2Cm1r526b9_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p>a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ojiisanholic: facingthewaves: \u201cI want to speak to a manager,\u201d the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/09\/ojiisanholic-facingthewaves-i-want-to-speak\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[382,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137402"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}