{"id":137401,"date":"2015-09-09T13:56:50","date_gmt":"2015-09-09T13:56:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/09\/warriortomaiden-iwasawas-strings\/"},"modified":"2015-09-09T13:56:50","modified_gmt":"2015-09-09T13:56:50","slug":"warriortomaiden-iwasawas-strings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/09\/warriortomaiden-iwasawas-strings\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

warriortomaiden<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iwasawas-strings<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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legolokiismighty<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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theprettiestboy<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sillysadskeleton<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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mazarinedrake<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so many self-identified Christians want to put him in office tells you pretty everything wrong with white American Christianity.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Because Jesus had authority at temples and beat people.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I 100% can\u2019t tell if you\u2019re joking here but he actually did chase people out of a temple at least once for using religion for their own selfish gains, complete with literal table flipping and improvised whips<\/p>\n

So really it\u2019s not that he would have trump thrown out as much as he would storm in and accuse him of turning his father\u2019s house into a den of thieves before upending a table on his head<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Dude, Jesus not only chased them out, he broke stuff they were selling, let loose all of their animals, and fucking flipped<\/i>\u00a0all the money-changing tables.<\/p>\n

Jesus 100% would have been chasing Trump out with a table leg.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Canon Jesus 10000% better than fanon Jesus<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

How to tell that Christians don\u2019t really read the Bible. Example A: SillSadSkeleton\u2019s post above.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

warriortomaiden: iwasawas-strings: legolokiismighty: theprettiestboy: sillysadskeleton: mazarinedrake: Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so many self-identified Christians want to put him in office tells you pretty everything wrong with white American Christianity.\u00a0 Because Jesus had authority … <\/p>\n

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