{"id":137108,"date":"2015-09-11T19:29:22","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T19:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/11\/conversationswithbenedict-incurablylazydevil\/"},"modified":"2015-09-11T19:29:22","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T19:29:22","slug":"conversationswithbenedict-incurablylazydevil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/11\/conversationswithbenedict-incurablylazydevil\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/conversationswithbenedict.tumblr.com\/post\/128781621704\" target=\"_blank\">conversationswithbenedict<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/incurablylazydevil.tumblr.com\/post\/124996992363\" target=\"_blank\">incurablylazydevil<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/incurablylazydevil.tumblr.com\/post\/88903195998\" target=\"_blank\">incurablylazydevil<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>Girlfriend? No, not really my area.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>5th year anniversary of the most heterosexual scene in existence\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Look at Sherlock\u2019s face when he says, \u201cno.\u201d Sure, it\u2019s just a one second gif, but doesn\u2019t he look so sad, so dejected, so suspicious, like, why is this tiny doctor man asking me about the lack of someone to feed me up? Is he going to make fun of me? Everyone makes fun of me. No one wants me. Here we go again. I\u2019m alone, tiny adorable doctor man, is that what you want to know, if I\u2019m alone? I am. I\u2019m unloveable. I\u2019ll tell you it\u2019s me, that it\u2019s not you, because it really is me. It\u2019s all me. I\u2019ll tell you I\u2019m married to my work so I don\u2019t have to pretend that no one wants me, because I\u2019m a freak, I\u2019m a sociopath, and I\u2019m so tired of it, so no, I don\u2019t have anyone, and I bet I can\u2019t have you, too.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sorry. I don\u2019t know what just happened.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>conversationswithbenedict: incurablylazydevil: incurablylazydevil: Girlfriend? No, not really my area. 5th year anniversary of the most heterosexual scene in existence\u00a0 Look at Sherlock\u2019s face when he says, \u201cno.\u201d Sure, it\u2019s just a one second gif, but doesn\u2019t he look so sad, so dejected, so suspicious, like, why is this tiny doctor man asking me about the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/11\/conversationswithbenedict-incurablylazydevil\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[129,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}