{"id":136779,"date":"2015-09-13T18:41:55","date_gmt":"2015-09-13T18:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/13\/alwaysbewhelmed-kite-on-a-string\/"},"modified":"2015-09-13T18:41:55","modified_gmt":"2015-09-13T18:41:55","slug":"alwaysbewhelmed-kite-on-a-string","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/13\/alwaysbewhelmed-kite-on-a-string\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

alwaysbewhelmed<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kite-on-a-string<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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icanhelpyouthere<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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clracomalfoy<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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au in which it isn\u2019t the weasley family walking up to the platform at the same time as harry but the malfoys<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I\u2019M SCREAMING, HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN YOU IMAGINE NARCISSA HELPING BBY HARRY ONTO THE PLATFORM AND DRACO APOLOGIZES FOR WHATEVER HE SAID AT THE ROBE SHOP THAT MADE HARRY UPSET BECAUSE HE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS AND LUCIUS IS ALREADY MUTTERING ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF DRACO BECOMING FRIENDS WITH HARRY AND NARCISSA SLAPS HIS SHOULDER AND TELLS HIM TO SHUT UP BECAUSE\u00a0\u201cLOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE LUCIUS, DON\u2019T CORRUPT THIS\u201d AND THEY GET A SEAT ON THE TRAIN TOGETHER.\u00a0<\/p>\n

ALSO RON STILL ASKS TO JOIN THEIR CAR BECAUSE\u00a0\u201cEVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL\u201d AND DRACO STARTS TO SNEER BECAUSE HE CAN SMELL WEASLEY BUT HARRY IS LIKE\u00a0\u201cYEAH SURE COME ON IN\u201d AND SO DRACO\u2019S LIKE\u00a0\u201cOH\u201d AND JUST UGHHHH.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

IMAGINE IF HERMIONE WALKED IN AND DRACO WAS ABOUT TO GO\u00a0\u201cMUDBLOOD\u201d, BUT HE DIDN\u2019T WANT THE\u00a0FRIENDSHIPS HE MADE TO END SO QUICKLY, SO HE KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT\u00a0<\/p>\n

IMAGINE IF HARRY GOT PUT IN SLYTHERIN WITH DRACO AND PUT INTO THE SAME DORMITORY HOLY HELL MCGONAGALL WOULD HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLESOME POTTER AND MALFOY SNEAKING OUT AT NIGHT WHEN THEY\u2019RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED\u00a0<\/p>\n

IMAGINE IF DRACO SEES HERMIONE DOING THE BEST OUT OF ALL THE FIRST YEARS AND REALIZING THAT BLOOD STATUS IS INSIGNIFICANT WHEN IT COMES TO BEING THE BEST AT SOMETHING\u00a0<\/p>\n

IMAGINE DRACO STICKING UP FOR HARRY WHEN SOME PUREBLOOD SLYTHERINS TEASE HIM FOR BEING HALF-BLOOD\u00a0<\/p>\n

IMAGINE DRACO BEING FRIENDS WITH RON, HERMIONE, AND HARRY AND THE FOUR OF THEM CAUSING SHIT UP FOR THE PROFESSORS<\/p>\n

IMAGINE IF DRACO INVITES THEM OVER THE SUMMER TO MALFOY MANOR AGAINST HIS FATHER\u2019S WISHES AND HERMIONE SEES HOW DOBBY\u2019S TREATED SO POORLY<\/p>\n

IMAGINE IF DRACO SUPPORTS HERMIONE IN HER CAUSE AGAINST ELFISH ABUSE BECAUSE HE FEELS HORRIBLE THAT HE ABUSED DOBBY\u00a0JUST FROM HIS PARENTS\u2019 ENCOURAGEMENT<\/p>\n

BUT WAIT\u00a0<\/p>\n

IMAGINE DRACO AND HARRY FINDING THE MIRROR OF ERISED\u00a0<\/p>\n

AND HARRY SEES HIS DEAD FAMILY<\/p>\n

BUT DRACO DOESN\u2019T SEE ANYTHING DIFFERENT<\/p>\n

BECAUSE HE FOUND SOMEONE WHO ACCEPTED HIM\u00a0<\/p>\n

AND THAT\u2019S ALL HE EVER WANTED<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

NOT OKAY GUYS\u2026 NOT OKAY<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

alwaysbewhelmed: kite-on-a-string: icanhelpyouthere: clracomalfoy: au in which it isn\u2019t the weasley family walking up to the platform at the same time as harry but the malfoys I\u2019M SCREAMING, HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN YOU IMAGINE NARCISSA HELPING BBY HARRY ONTO THE PLATFORM AND DRACO APOLOGIZES FOR WHATEVER HE SAID AT THE ROBE SHOP THAT MADE HARRY … <\/p>\n

Continue reading “”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[15872,151,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136779"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}