{"id":136551,"date":"2015-09-15T01:50:12","date_gmt":"2015-09-15T01:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/15\/demonicsymphony-bun-fun-merhartwin-priest\/"},"modified":"2015-09-15T01:50:12","modified_gmt":"2015-09-15T01:50:12","slug":"demonicsymphony-bun-fun-merhartwin-priest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/15\/demonicsymphony-bun-fun-merhartwin-priest\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/demonicsymphony.tumblr.com\/post\/128992678320\" target=\"_blank\">demonicsymphony<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bun-fun.tumblr.com\/post\/128986453406\" target=\"_blank\">bun-fun<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>merhartwin priest au<\/p>\n<p>the year is fictional, with a victorian aesthetic and none of the prude racism, and all the pervy lechery, and the technology internet-compatible<\/p>\n<p>Kingsman is a quiet small town in need of a new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hwwchurch.org.uk\/resources\/information\/vicars.htm\" target=\"_blank\">vicar<\/a>, the recent one having retired unexpectedly<\/p>\n<p>Merlin is the resident doctor, Harry a duke who is far enough from the throne that he can do what he likes, and they both like to do young pretty men<\/p>\n<p>enter the new pretty young man, Father Garfield\u00a0\u201cplease call my Eggsy\u201d Unwin, tight ass regrettably covered by a cassock, clerical collar underlining the mole on his neck as though making a point<\/p>\n<p>harry and merlin approaching eggsy with all the intent in the world, and eggsy slipping thru their cunning little hungry fingers<\/p>\n<p>then harry sits in the confessionary, says \u201cbless me father for i will sin\u201d, and eggsy\u2019s like \u201cthat\u2019s not how this works guv\u201d,\u00a0 then merlin pushes eggsy back against the wall and lifts his holy frock, and debauches the priest while harry dirty talks next door<\/p>\n<p>\u1555( \u141b )\u1557 i\u2019m going to go stand in a corner, and think about my life choices<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You are a filthy, filthy person and I love you for it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>demonicsymphony: bun-fun: merhartwin priest au the year is fictional, with a victorian aesthetic and none of the prude racism, and all the pervy lechery, and the technology internet-compatible Kingsman is a quiet small town in need of a new vicar, the recent one having retired unexpectedly Merlin is the resident doctor, Harry a duke who &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/15\/demonicsymphony-bun-fun-merhartwin-priest\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[743,368,4903,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136551"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}