{"id":136187,"date":"2015-09-17T03:25:15","date_gmt":"2015-09-17T03:25:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/17\/stephrc79-pathofneedlespathofpins-angrila\/"},"modified":"2015-09-17T03:25:15","modified_gmt":"2015-09-17T03:25:15","slug":"stephrc79-pathofneedlespathofpins-angrila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/09\/17\/stephrc79-pathofneedlespathofpins-angrila\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

stephrc79<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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pathofneedlespathofpins<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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angrila<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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princess-starr<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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pkeradactyl<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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editorincreeps<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say \u201cas you wish\u201d after taking your order.<\/p>\n

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.<\/p>\n

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Every so often the hostess will say \u201cbye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!\u201d as people are leaving.<\/p>\n

Miracle Max\u2019s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball. <\/p>\n

The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you. <\/p>\n

They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cThere are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cHello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I\u2019ll be your server.<\/p>\n

Prepare to dine.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Instead of \u201clarge,\u201d you get an item of unusual size.<\/p>\n

People on their anniversary get to listen to a recitation of the mawidge speech. <\/p>\n

The kitchen door says \u201cBrute Squad.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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It\u2019s worth it to bring back this meme.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

stephrc79: pathofneedlespathofpins: angrila: princess-starr: pkeradactyl: editorincreeps: Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say \u201cas you wish\u201d after taking your order. Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free. Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off. Every so often the hostess will say \u201cbye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!\u201d as people … <\/p>\n

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