{"id":132089,"date":"2015-10-12T06:48:07","date_gmt":"2015-10-12T06:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/12\/savedher-heres-a-list-of-instructions-for-when\/"},"modified":"2018-09-05T03:38:18","modified_gmt":"2018-09-05T03:38:18","slug":"savedher-heres-a-list-of-instructions-for-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/12\/savedher-heres-a-list-of-instructions-for-when\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-132089 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/12\/savedher-heres-a-list-of-instructions-for-when\/attachment\/132090\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nmg9n47Cxm1qhq27ao1_r2_540-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nmg9n47Cxm1qhq27ao1_r2_540-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nmg9n47Cxm1qhq27ao1_r2_540-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/savedher.tumblr.com\/post\/115782848075\" target=\"_blank\">savedher<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Here\u2019s a list of instructions for when I\u2019m human:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>One. Don\u2019t let me hurt anyone. We can\u2019t have that, but you know what humans are like.<\/li>\n<li>Two. Don\u2019t worry about the Tardis. I\u2019ll put it on Emergency power so they can\u2019t detect it. Just let it hide away. <\/li>\n<li>Four. No, wait a minute\u2026<\/li>\n<li>Three. No getting involved in big historical events.<\/li>\n<li>Four. You. Don\u2019t let me abandon you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>savedher: Here\u2019s a list of instructions for when I\u2019m human: One. Don\u2019t let me hurt anyone. We can\u2019t have that, but you know what humans are like. Two. Don\u2019t worry about the Tardis. I\u2019ll put it on Emergency power so they can\u2019t detect it. Just let it hide away. Four. No, wait a minute\u2026 Three. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/12\/savedher-heres-a-list-of-instructions-for-when\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[13,12261,15415,694,1924,200,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132089"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132089"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132091,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132089\/revisions\/132091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}