{"id":132048,"date":"2015-10-12T12:21:05","date_gmt":"2015-10-12T12:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/12\/can-you-lick-the-science-an-abbreviated-list-2\/"},"modified":"2015-10-12T12:21:05","modified_gmt":"2015-10-12T12:21:05","slug":"can-you-lick-the-science-an-abbreviated-list-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/12\/can-you-lick-the-science-an-abbreviated-list-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Can you lick the science? An\u00a0abbreviated\u00a0list."},"content":{"rendered":"

small-home-repair-vikings<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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spooky-son-of-rome<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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carpebutts<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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whisperwhisk<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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seananmcguire<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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snowysauropteryx<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Genetics<\/b>: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?<\/p>\n

Chemistry<\/b>: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Archaeology<\/b>: Perhaps. But might be human bone.<\/p>\n

Geolog<\/b>y: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous\u00a0<\/p>\n

Psychology<\/b>: Best not.<\/p>\n

Physics<\/b>: ????????? How??????<\/p>\n

Zoology<\/b>: In zoology, science licks you.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Anthropology:<\/b> Maybe ask first.<\/p>\n

Herpetology<\/b>: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sociology:<\/b>\u00a0Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.<\/p>\n

Botany:<\/b>\u00a0You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious<\/p>\n

Computer Science: <\/b>the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it\u2019s working<\/p>\n

Epidemiology: <\/b>FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD\u00a0PLEASE DO NOT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Linguistics:<\/b> Despite the name, please probably don\u2019t.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Engineering:<\/b>\u00a0Maybe, but it\u2019ll probably taste like spreadsheets\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Software engineering:<\/b> nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

small-home-repair-vikings: spooky-son-of-rome: carpebutts: whisperwhisk: seananmcguire: snowysauropteryx: Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!! Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous\u00a0 Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.\u00a0 Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology:\u00a0Yes, if you have … <\/p>\n

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