{"id":131880,"date":"2015-10-13T18:41:54","date_gmt":"2015-10-13T18:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/13\/wrench-wench-soryualeksi-2\/"},"modified":"2015-10-13T18:41:54","modified_gmt":"2015-10-13T18:41:54","slug":"wrench-wench-soryualeksi-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/13\/wrench-wench-soryualeksi-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

wrench-wench<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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soryualeksi<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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green-tea-and-baby-carrots<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lycanthropuns<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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icanhelpyouthere<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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icanhelpyouthere<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner <\/i>what the fuck<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

How has nobody thought about this before tbh<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge\u2019s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.\u00a0<\/p>\n

McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix.\u00a0<\/p>\n

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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wrench-wench: soryualeksi: green-tea-and-baby-carrots: lycanthropuns: icanhelpyouthere: icanhelpyouthere: Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats.\u00a0 This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck How has nobody thought about this before tbh Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically … <\/p>\n

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