{"id":131260,"date":"2015-10-17T14:43:52","date_gmt":"2015-10-17T14:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/17\/radio-freedunmovin-answersfromvanaheim\/"},"modified":"2015-10-17T14:43:52","modified_gmt":"2015-10-17T14:43:52","slug":"radio-freedunmovin-answersfromvanaheim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/17\/radio-freedunmovin-answersfromvanaheim\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/radio-freedunmovin.tumblr.com\/post\/121452540600\" target=\"_blank\">radio-freedunmovin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/answersfromvanaheim.tumblr.com\/post\/115782229437\" target=\"_blank\">answersfromvanaheim<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sapphichands.tumblr.com\/post\/114323630610\" target=\"_blank\">sapphichands<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hobbitcreampuff.tumblr.com\/post\/114256495074\" target=\"_blank\">hobbitcreampuff<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because \u201cNo. that\u2019s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I\u2019m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I need this as a series<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Vampires sharing the recipe for Greek fire. <\/p>\n<p>Vampires speaking in dead languages.<\/p>\n<p>Vampires being able to translate untranslatable scripts.<\/p>\n<p>Vampires who react to straightwashing historical figures like \u201cAre you kidding me everyone knew that man was queer!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Vampires from cultures who were once antagonistic towards each other stubbornly maintaining a friendship that\u2019s lasted longer than their civilizations. <\/p>\n<p>Vampires who honour forgotten deities you won\u2019t find in mythology books. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Also, vampires who secretly saved stuff from the Library of Alexandra.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>radio-freedunmovin: answersfromvanaheim: sapphichands: hobbitcreampuff: But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because \u201cNo. that\u2019s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I\u2019m about to teach you what really happened in France &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/17\/radio-freedunmovin-answersfromvanaheim\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[100,4,343],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131260"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}