{"id":131045,"date":"2015-10-19T01:50:38","date_gmt":"2015-10-19T01:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/19\/fangirlingicizing-clintscoffeepot\/"},"modified":"2018-09-05T01:48:23","modified_gmt":"2018-09-05T01:48:23","slug":"fangirlingicizing-clintscoffeepot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/19\/fangirlingicizing-clintscoffeepot\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-131045 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/19\/fangirlingicizing-clintscoffeepot\/attachment\/131046\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nvmeobbyXg1u39xeho1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nvmeobbyXg1u39xeho1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/tumblr_nvmeobbyXg1u39xeho1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/fangirlingicizing.tumblr.com\/post\/130719561317\" target=\"_blank\">fangirlingicizing<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/clintscoffeepot.tumblr.com\/post\/130719017975\" target=\"_blank\">clintscoffeepot<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/fangirlingicizing.tumblr.com\/post\/130717414452\" target=\"_blank\">fangirlingicizing<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/clintscoffeepot.tumblr.com\/post\/130371416830\" target=\"_blank\">clintscoffeepot<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>SO MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN 20 SECONDS. So I go over to Hayley and Chris and I go \u201cOkay, here\u2019s the plan.\u201d They both huddle up with me like we\u2019re about to plan a football play and I ask \u201cCan you give me the biggest hug you can possibly manage?\u201d Chris\u2019s face LIGHTS UP and he goes \u201cYES!\u201d And Hayley\u2019s like \u201cYou have no idea what you\u2019ve just asked for\u201d while Chris is rubbing his hands together and getting himself pumped up for the biggest hug of his life. Hayley grabs me and tugs me against her, but then Chris with his big gorilla arms grabs both Hayley and I and pulls us against him so hard and fast that he loses his balance and all three of us go stumbling and nearly fall over!<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re all laughing, the cameraman is trying to hurry us along, but as Chris scrambles to put us on our feet and in line of the camera, my arm was turned in such a way that when Hayley and Chris tugged me in for a hug once more, both Chris and Hayley end up with their crotches AGAINST MY HANDS, Chris to the point where he was literally pressed so close I was cupping his junk.<\/p>\n<p>Let me say this again. Chris Evans\u2019 STAR SPANGLED LITTLE STEVIE was in my hand.<\/p>\n<p>You can see how my eyes are wide still from that literally JUST HAPPENING, Chris was like \u2018oH HELLO\u2019 and I was like \u2018OMG\u2019 and tugged my hands away quickly out of surprise, and the resulting photo is probably the best thing that\u2019s ever happened to me. He gave me a big hug after and laughed off the accident, so sweet and hilarious, and he smelled <i>amazing.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>So. If you ever wondered\u2026 Captain America is about as<i> impressive<\/i> as you\u2019d expect.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>BUT WHAT DID HE SMELL LIKE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>HE SMELLS LIKE A FUCKING LOG CABIN IN THE AUTUMN WOODS OF NEW ENGLAND WHERE HE CHOPPED DOWN THE WOOD FOR THE FIRE HIMSELF WHILE YOU SIT WRAPPED IN HIS FLANNEL SHIRT DRINKING A MUG OF COCOA<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Now see this is the sort of reporting I am here for. A+++++ thank you for sharing because this was an experience for us all.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fangirlingicizing: clintscoffeepot: fangirlingicizing: clintscoffeepot: SO MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN 20 SECONDS. So I go over to Hayley and Chris and I go \u201cOkay, here\u2019s the plan.\u201d They both huddle up with me like we\u2019re about to plan a football play and I ask \u201cCan you give me the biggest hug you can possibly manage?\u201d Chris\u2019s &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/19\/fangirlingicizing-clintscoffeepot\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[38,318,248,15307,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131045"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131045"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131047,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131045\/revisions\/131047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}