{"id":130720,"date":"2015-10-21T00:15:19","date_gmt":"2015-10-21T00:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/21\/furious-peridot-witchoil-devilishdescent\/"},"modified":"2015-10-21T00:15:19","modified_gmt":"2015-10-21T00:15:19","slug":"furious-peridot-witchoil-devilishdescent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/21\/furious-peridot-witchoil-devilishdescent\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

furious-peridot<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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witchoil<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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devilishdescent<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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devilishdescent<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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devilishdescent<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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i\u2019d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201chey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can\u2019t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you\u2019ll be fine\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cyeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that\u2019s about it. if he\u2019s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201csometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it\u2019s kind of sad\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cCLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God \u2013 how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201csuck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

@editoress<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cCLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a\/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING\u201d *bangs on the wall with one hand*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

furious-peridot: witchoil: devilishdescent: devilishdescent: devilishdescent: i\u2019d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character \u201chey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can\u2019t really do anything. just … <\/p>\n

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