{"id":130455,"date":"2015-10-22T16:19:11","date_gmt":"2015-10-22T16:19:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/22\/things-retail-workers-really-want-to-tell-you-but\/"},"modified":"2015-10-22T16:19:11","modified_gmt":"2015-10-22T16:19:11","slug":"things-retail-workers-really-want-to-tell-you-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/22\/things-retail-workers-really-want-to-tell-you-but\/","title":{"rendered":"Things retail workers really want to tell you, but can’t:"},"content":{"rendered":"

sourcedumal<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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real-retail-stories<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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1. It is not free. It is never free. Unless there is a sign on it that specifically says \u201cFREE\u201d it is not free<\/p>\n

2. We hate capitalism but it also pays our bills so we have to love it<\/p>\n

3. You being a dick to me for no reason is not going to make your experience any better. Or me any nicer.<\/p>\n

4. \u201cService with a smile\u201d is really taking a toll on my facial muscles. My resting bitch face wasn\u2019t made for this.<\/p>\n

5. Your \u201cI just printed it this morning\u201d jokes when I run your bill for counterfeit isn\u2019t funny. We actually take this shit seriously.<\/p>\n

6. I know the store inventory better than you. I can bring it up on my computer screen. So when you tell me to go \u201ccheck the back\u201d I don\u2019t know what you want me to do other than to wander aimlessly, say hi to my buddies in other departments and tell you what I already know.<\/p>\n

7. Don\u2019t wink at us. Don\u2019t mistake good customer service for flirting. It\u2019s creepy. It makes us super uncomfortable. And when you make comments to us while we ring you out, it makes everything more awkward.<\/p>\n

8. Why the fuck did you shit on the bathroom floor the toilet was right there<\/p>\n

9. If an employee says they are off the clock or on break, do not bother them. Seriously. Don\u2019t.<\/p>\n

10. Don\u2019t be a dick to retail workers. No one gets paid enough for that.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Also, we don\u2019t fucking control the goddamn prices. We cannot give you fucking discounts out of the air. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT BEING TOO EXPENSIVE TAKE YA ASS OUT THEN<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

sourcedumal: real-retail-stories: 1. It is not free. It is never free. Unless there is a sign on it that specifically says \u201cFREE\u201d it is not free 2. We hate capitalism but it also pays our bills so we have to love it 3. You being a dick to me for no reason is not going … <\/p>\n

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