{"id":130363,"date":"2015-10-23T09:10:37","date_gmt":"2015-10-23T09:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/23\/instructions-on-how-to-use-the-holy-hand-grenade-2\/"},"modified":"2015-10-23T09:10:37","modified_gmt":"2015-10-23T09:10:37","slug":"instructions-on-how-to-use-the-holy-hand-grenade-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/23\/instructions-on-how-to-use-the-holy-hand-grenade-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Instructions on how to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tardisman14.tumblr.com\/post\/119320110187\" target=\"_blank\">tardisman14<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ol>\n<li>And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.<\/li>\n<li>\n<p> Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,\u00a0no less.<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Three shalt be the number thou shalt\u00a0count, and the number of the counting\u00a0shalt be three.<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Four shalt thou not count,\u00a0nor either count thou two, excepting that\u00a0thou then proceed to three.<\/li>\n<li>\n<p> Five is right out.<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Once the number three,\u00a0being the third number, be reached, then\u00a0lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of\u00a0Antioch towards thy foe, who being\u00a0naughty in my sight, shall snuf it.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tardisman14: And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,\u00a0no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt\u00a0count, and the number of the counting\u00a0shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count,\u00a0nor either count thou two, excepting that\u00a0thou then proceed to three. Five is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/10\/23\/instructions-on-how-to-use-the-holy-hand-grenade-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Instructions on how to use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[543,5190,15257,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130363"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}