{"id":128790,"date":"2015-11-03T14:08:43","date_gmt":"2015-11-03T14:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/03\/thefingerfuckingfemalefury-eight-times-nine\/"},"modified":"2018-09-04T21:54:29","modified_gmt":"2018-09-04T21:54:29","slug":"thefingerfuckingfemalefury-eight-times-nine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/03\/thefingerfuckingfemalefury-eight-times-nine\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-128790 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/03\/thefingerfuckingfemalefury-eight-times-nine\/attachment\/128791\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_nugznl7V5Y1qjmus3o1_r1_540-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_nugznl7V5Y1qjmus3o1_r1_540-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_nugznl7V5Y1qjmus3o1_r1_540-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com\/post\/130062718683\" target=\"_blank\">thefingerfuckingfemalefury<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/eight-times-nine.tumblr.com\/post\/130062255301\" target=\"_blank\">eight-times-nine<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com\/post\/130062224608\" target=\"_blank\">thefingerfuckingfemalefury<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/osheamobile.tumblr.com\/post\/130054899168\" target=\"_blank\">osheamobile<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/queenanthai.tumblr.com\/post\/130034699627\" target=\"_blank\">queenanthai<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/night-fury-pamphlets.tumblr.com\/post\/128875874896\" target=\"_blank\">night-fury-pamphlets<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mamalaz.tumblr.com\/post\/128783904632\" target=\"_blank\">mamalaz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A reminder that Steve\u2019s first instinct was to defend, not attack.<\/p>\n<p>Even when he doesn\u2019t have a shield, he literally makes one.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I mean you\u2019re not wrong\u2026<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/f7f917e075da059b0362ccebc6d9409f\/tumblr_inline_nui1d0Ppmh1t45jcd_540.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/f1226a7d734192f6913097e64cce077e\/tumblr_inline_nui1df9Hhq1t45jcd_540.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>I\u2019m firmly convinced the Steve categorizes everything he sees as \u201ccan be shield\u201d or \u201ccannot be shield\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>in fact, I\u2019m going to go ahead and headcanon that he keeps a list of things he\u2019s tried using as a shield and whether or not they\u2019ve worked out:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/466bb47b0d7e5088dda3f222916baae2\/tumblr_inline_nujdo9HhI41t45jcd_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tony is canonically a blunt instrument anyway.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/f67ff750b8392fc65dd02bd475ad2866\/tumblr_inline_nvdww9M2Bq1rvdanu_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tony: CAROL NO<\/p>\n<p>Carol: CAROL YES <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Carol will beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is the real reason the Avengers keep Tony around<\/p>\n<p>He is an excellent club <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thefingerfuckingfemalefury: eight-times-nine: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: osheamobile: queenanthai: night-fury-pamphlets: mamalaz: A reminder that Steve\u2019s first instinct was to defend, not attack. Even when he doesn\u2019t have a shield, he literally makes one. I mean you\u2019re not wrong\u2026 I\u2019m firmly convinced the Steve categorizes everything he sees as \u201ccan be shield\u201d or \u201ccannot be shield\u201d. in fact, I\u2019m going &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/03\/thefingerfuckingfemalefury-eight-times-nine\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4288,810,8,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128790"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128790"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":128792,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128790\/revisions\/128792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}