Aries: “Still, at least I won’t get pregnant. Never doing that again.”
\n Taurus: “Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I\u2019m a twat.”
\nGemini: “Hey! Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul!”
\nCancer: “Lucky she’s young; work your way through my back catalogue, we’ll be here till the Sun explodes.”
\nLeo: “I believe estate agents pronounce it “Sploe””
\nVirgo: “We’re a secret organization hunting alien technology from an underground base, and you want a rota for who drives.”
\nLibra: “I clear up your shit, no questions asked, and that’s the way you like it.”
\nScorpio: “Last kiss for the condemned man. Embarrassing given we haven’t been killed…”
\nSagittarius: “So, I’m shagging a woman and an alien.”
\nCapricorn: “Tell me something, are you always this dressy for a murder investigation?”
\nAquarius: ” If it’s someone we’ve pissed off, that narrows it down to 4 or 5 million.”
\nPisces: “Well, think about it…lots of things you can do with a stopwatch.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Aries: “Still, at least I won’t get pregnant. Never doing that again.” Taurus: “Er, yeah, that would be me. Sorry, I\u2019m a twat.” Gemini: “Hey! Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul!” Cancer: “Lucky she’s young; work your way through my back catalogue, we’ll be here till the Sun explodes.” Leo: “I believe … <\/p>\n