{"id":127055,"date":"2015-11-15T12:33:34","date_gmt":"2015-11-15T12:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/15\/thebaconsandwichofregret-garrisongold\/"},"modified":"2018-09-04T19:00:28","modified_gmt":"2018-09-04T19:00:28","slug":"thebaconsandwichofregret-garrisongold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/15\/thebaconsandwichofregret-garrisongold\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-127055 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/15\/thebaconsandwichofregret-garrisongold\/attachment\/127056\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_n12nlvi8Yr1tn9vb5o1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_n12nlvi8Yr1tn9vb5o1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_n12nlvi8Yr1tn9vb5o1_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thebaconsandwichofregret.tumblr.com\/post\/76961760291\" target=\"_blank\">thebaconsandwichofregret<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/garrisongold.tumblr.com\/post\/76824306345\" target=\"_blank\">garrisongold<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mmmmbeefy96.tumblr.com\/post\/76810183178\" target=\"_blank\">mmmmbeefy96<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/doktor-edward-richtofen.tumblr.com\/post\/76809446016\" target=\"_blank\">doktor-edward-richtofen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/3rdhiccup.tumblr.com\/post\/76808797844\" target=\"_blank\">3rdhiccup<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thedorkiestviking.tumblr.com\/post\/76808353201\" target=\"_blank\">thedorkiestviking<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/3rdhiccup.tumblr.com\/post\/76808258104\" target=\"_blank\">3rdhiccup<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thedorkiestviking.tumblr.com\/post\/76807993538\" target=\"_blank\">thedorkiestviking<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>DON\u2019T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSE\u201d it sounded fun\u201d. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED IT NEXT TO HIS BAGPIPES &amp; ENORMOUS TANK SIZED BALLS. HE WAS CAPTURED ONCE.\u00a0 FOUND IT A BIT BORING SO HE LEFT. RECAPTURED, LEFT AGAIN. WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO BRITISH LINES TO FIND THE WAR HAD ENDED. HIS REACTION?\u201doh bugger\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>He used a longbow too.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>when he was captured the Germans found him playing god save the queen on his bagpipes<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There\u2019s too much. <a href=\"http:\/\/badassoftheweek.com\/churchill.html\" target=\"_blank\">Have a link! <\/a><\/p>\n<p>He was also a surfer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh bugger.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>We must all aspire to be as \u201cMad\u201d Jack Churchill<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Only guy in WWII to have a confirmed longbow kill. Bow down to this guy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>it\u2019s the last recorded longbow kill in military history<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thebaconsandwichofregret: garrisongold: mmmmbeefy96: doktor-edward-richtofen: 3rdhiccup: thedorkiestviking: 3rdhiccup: thedorkiestviking: DON\u2019T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSE\u201d it sounded fun\u201d. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/15\/thebaconsandwichofregret-garrisongold\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[261,14991,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127055"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127055"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":127057,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127055\/revisions\/127057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}