{"id":126982,"date":"2015-11-15T22:52:13","date_gmt":"2015-11-15T22:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/15\/finalproblem-come-and-play-tower-hill-but\/"},"modified":"2018-09-04T18:53:28","modified_gmt":"2018-09-04T18:53:28","slug":"finalproblem-come-and-play-tower-hill-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/15\/finalproblem-come-and-play-tower-hill-but\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-126982 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/15\/finalproblem-come-and-play-tower-hill-but\/attachment\/126983\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_m5l9k0Wd8T1r9yflwo1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_m5l9k0Wd8T1r9yflwo1_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_m5l9k0Wd8T1r9yflwo1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/finalproblem.tumblr.com\/post\/25108309051\" target=\"_blank\">finalproblem<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Come and play.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tower Hill.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>But how should I sign it?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Jim<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>He\u2019ll know that\u2019s me, right?<\/p>\n<p>But what if he knows another Jim?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, god. What if he thinks it\u2019s that idiot serial killer Stabby Jim from Manor Park? I\u00a0<em>hate<\/em> that guy. Why does he have to be named Jim? Why haven\u2019t I killed him yet?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe if I\u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Jim (from the pool)<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No. Just\u2013I can\u2019t. No.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Jim M.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That\u2019s better.<\/p>\n<p>Unless Sherlock thinks it\u2019s my brother. Does Sherlock know I have a brother? He might know I have a brother. Why does my brother have to be named Jim? Why does <em>everyone<\/em> have to be named Jim? Why haven\u2019t I killed <em>everyone<\/em> yet?<\/p>\n<p>Okay, okay. Calm down. You\u2019re overthinking this. Just keep it simple.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>JM<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>He\u2019ll know who I am. Of course he\u2019ll know who I am.\u00a0Unless he thinks John\u2019s having trouble telling his Ws from his Ms again. Ha ha ha. I love how stupid ordinary people are.<\/p>\n<p>Initials. Short and to the point. That\u2019s what Sherlock would do.<\/p>\n<p>Crap.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s <em>exactly<\/em> what Sherlock would do. That\u2019s what he always does\u2013\u201cSH\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>What if he thinks I\u2019m copying him?<\/p>\n<p>Dammit, dammit, <em>dammit<\/em>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Jim Moriarty<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Fine.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll just put my whole name.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Seems kind of impersonal, though.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Jim Moriarty x<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>There.<\/p>\n<p>Perfect.<\/p>\n<p>Now should that have a full stop at the end, or\u2026?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Jim Moriarty x.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&gt; SEND MESSAGE<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh god, oh god, oh god.<\/p>\n<p>Why did I do that?<\/p>\n<p>I shouldn\u2019t have added a full stop.<\/p>\n<p>Now he\u2019s looking at the full stop, and he\u2019s judging me.<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m5lc62XoOu1qiv5yk.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>finalproblem: Come and play. Tower Hill. But how should I sign it? Jim He\u2019ll know that\u2019s me, right? But what if he knows another Jim? Oh, god. What if he thinks it\u2019s that idiot serial killer Stabby Jim from Manor Park? I\u00a0hate that guy. Why does he have to be named Jim? Why haven\u2019t I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/15\/finalproblem-come-and-play-tower-hill-but\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4530,24,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126982"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":126984,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126982\/revisions\/126984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}