{"id":126569,"date":"2015-11-18T14:56:24","date_gmt":"2015-11-18T14:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/18\/bruce-i-work-better-alone-alfred-pointing-at\/"},"modified":"2015-11-18T14:56:24","modified_gmt":"2015-11-18T14:56:24","slug":"bruce-i-work-better-alone-alfred-pointing-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/18\/bruce-i-work-better-alone-alfred-pointing-at\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bruce: I work better alone.<br \/>\nAlfred, pointing at the orphan tucked under Bruce&#8217;s arm: And that is?<br \/>\nBruce: This? it&#8217;s nothing \u2014 [trips] [dozens of orphans spill out of cape] w-what a bunch of amateurs i these aren\u2019t mine I\u2019m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen frick [orphans start backflipping across the floor] no wait I\u2019m holding them for a friend just listen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bruce: I work better alone. Alfred, pointing at the orphan tucked under Bruce&#8217;s arm: And that is? Bruce: This? it&#8217;s nothing \u2014 [trips] [dozens of orphans spill out of cape] w-what a bunch of amateurs i these aren\u2019t mine I\u2019m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen frick [orphans start backflipping across &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/18\/bruce-i-work-better-alone-alfred-pointing-at\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[904,4020,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}