{"id":125995,"date":"2015-11-22T17:19:12","date_gmt":"2015-11-22T17:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/22\/dear-tumb1r-thesquirrelisonfire\/"},"modified":"2018-09-04T17:21:32","modified_gmt":"2018-09-04T17:21:32","slug":"dear-tumb1r-thesquirrelisonfire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/22\/dear-tumb1r-thesquirrelisonfire\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-125995 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/22\/dear-tumb1r-thesquirrelisonfire\/attachment\/125996\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_nah12oByrT1qjnhqgo1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_nah12oByrT1qjnhqgo1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/tumblr_nah12oByrT1qjnhqgo1_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dear-tumb1r.tumblr.com\/post\/133695627817\" target=\"_blank\">dear-tumb1r<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thesquirrelisonfire.tumblr.com\/post\/132766115649\" target=\"_blank\">thesquirrelisonfire<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-unreadable-book.tumblr.com\/post\/128068624889\" target=\"_blank\">the-unreadable-book<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/whimsicalspecks.tumblr.com\/post\/127891618663\" target=\"_blank\">whimsicalspecks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/orzhov-fun-police.tumblr.com\/post\/127300916290\" target=\"_blank\">orzhov-fun-police<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/autisticnarset.tumblr.com\/post\/127298017670\" target=\"_blank\">autisticnarset<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tumorhead.tumblr.com\/post\/104348792732\" target=\"_blank\">tumorhead<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/vaigh.tumblr.com\/post\/104257018940\" target=\"_blank\">vaigh<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tony-the-intelligent-goon.tumblr.com\/post\/95196481297\" target=\"_blank\">tony-the-intelligent-goon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ashiibaka.tumblr.com\/post\/95067499030\" target=\"_blank\">ashiibaka<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Science.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I can\u2019t tell what my favorite part is, but it\u2019s either<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps<\/li>\n<li>the idea to put ants on stilts<\/li>\n<li>there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants<\/li>\n<li>confused ants<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>OR \u00a0E. All of the above.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>BUT WAIT THERES MORE!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmag.com\/praying-mantis-3d-glasses\/31836\/\" target=\"_blank\">Can mantids wear and see in 3D glasses? YES<\/a><\/p>\n<p>THEY PUT LITTLE GLASSES ON MANTIDS<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/60013fb09b30447f6d1214138cdf6c5d\/tumblr_inline_nxoeia3vFb1rq48id_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pnas.org\/content\/107\/52\/22705.full\" target=\"_blank\">Do honey bees suffer from sleep deprivation<\/a>? YES<\/p>\n<p>Here is the BEE INSOMNIATOR.<\/p>\n<p>They put <em>MAGNETS ON BEES<\/em>\u00a0 and\u00a0WIGGLED THEM TO KEEP THEM AWAKE<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/2e9f52c39e89d88c7afe0aac19260fb0\/tumblr_inline_nxoeiaYfyZ1rq48id_500.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/How%20do%20scales%20help%20snakes%20move\" target=\"_blank\">How do scales help snakes move<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Well they put SNAKES IN LITTLE SHIRTS to find out!<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/910539f6fdfe5d259a8475089f12e1c9\/tumblr_inline_nxoeibkSoN1rq48id_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p>SHRIMPS ON A TREADMILL<\/p>\n<p><figure><img alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/786ba4bc17a4119b45787a7f747e037d\/tumblr_inline_nxoeibNkVu1rq48id_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p>biology is the greatest<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>bad and naughty children get put into the bee wiggler to atone for their sins<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The best thing about the ant one is that somebody clearly was like \u201cOh well ants probably count their steps\u201d and that was just like\u2026 a thought that came into their head.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THE BEE WIGGLER<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This demonstrates that discovery requires madness.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>gravity was discovered because Newton just so happened to have an apple fall on his napping ass what do you think science is<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Okay but now I need to know if ants can be trained to do complex tasks like sorting buttons<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/407922b77ad95563a8fc98329830a6aa\/tumblr_n0caon3vvd1t0w5kxo1_500.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dear-tumb1r: thesquirrelisonfire: the-unreadable-book: whimsicalspecks: orzhov-fun-police: autisticnarset: tumorhead: vaigh: tony-the-intelligent-goon: ashiibaka: Science. I can\u2019t tell what my favorite part is, but it\u2019s either scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps the idea to put ants on stilts there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/22\/dear-tumb1r-thesquirrelisonfire\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[185],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125995"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125995"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125997,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125995\/revisions\/125997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}