{"id":125873,"date":"2015-11-23T18:54:22","date_gmt":"2015-11-23T18:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/23\/inevitably-johnlocked-ewebie-skulldeaded\/"},"modified":"2015-11-23T18:54:22","modified_gmt":"2015-11-23T18:54:22","slug":"inevitably-johnlocked-ewebie-skulldeaded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/23\/inevitably-johnlocked-ewebie-skulldeaded\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

inevitably-johnlocked<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ewebie<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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skulldeaded<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wearitcounts<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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consultingpurplepants<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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monikakrasnorada<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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may-shepard<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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monikakrasnorada<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thepineapplering<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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inevitably-johnlocked<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wearitcounts<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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can i just talk about okay like this screenshot right here<\/p>\n

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fucks me the fuck up like<\/p>\n

sherlock is so sad he\u2019s so so sad<\/p>\n

everyone loves tsot and i honestly can\u2019t even watch it, it\u2019s awful, sherlock is so miserable for the whole episode, i\u2019m just,\u00a0<\/p>\n

i can\u2019t even watch it<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

That and I\u2019m getting a vibe that Mary is a little ticked off too.<\/p>\n

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Like, what is with that snarky smile she makes? She knows these two men mean more to John than she does, and that pisses her off.<\/p>\n

Sherlock smiles slightly in earnest because he knows this is what John does \u2013 SAVES LIVES \u2013 and he admires that so much about John.<\/p>\n

Mary seems to find that rather offensive. I think she likes John being\u00a0\u201cboring\u201d because it means she has all the control.<\/p>\n

Like they both smile at the same time AND LOOK HOW DIFFERENT THEIR SMILES ARE.<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Two things:
1. John dressed as a groom. The hottest and most posh look he ever had. And Sherlock had to stand there seeing him marrying someone else. MY POOR SON, HOW DID YOU SURVIVE SUCH ORDEAL
2. PLEASE TELL ME I\u2019M HAVING ALLUCINATIONS ABOUT WHITE POLKA DOT ON RED SUSPENDERS OH JESUS HOLD ME, JOHN WATSON WEARING SUSPENDERS LIKE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SHERLOCK AND ME HAVE SOME PITY DAMN YOU<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Yes. Let\u2019s just take a moment to realize how gorgeous John is here, yeah? That suit, tailored to within an inch of its life, those braces. Jesus, those polka-dot braces. But, what\u2019s so bad about that whole thing is\u2026Sherlock dressed him like that. Sherlock wrapped John Watson in the most beautiful of finery, and gave him away. Kill my entire ass.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Moni why. I mean, you\u2019re right, you\u2019re totally right, but why.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I know. I\u2019m the worst. But, it just struck me. I mean, it\u2019s true, right? Sherlock surely handled all of that and I am gutted by the thought.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

So if everyone\u2019s objective was to completely ruin my evening and leave me completely fucked up, you have succeeded<\/p>\n

One should never feel incredibly aroused by red suspenders while bawling their eyes out, makes for a very odd situation.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

tfw u never asked for this<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

First off- SHERLOCK\u201dS SMILE. Like is me or is it that kind of smile you do when you admire someone but desperately tries to hide it but it can\u2019t be helped so you do a tiny weeny earnest smile? <\/i>And seriously look, it\u2019s more prolonged <\/b>than Mary\u2019s because it\u2019s real<\/i> like what do you even.<\/p>\n

Also can I just add that this scene is aesthetically bittersweet. I mean, look at Sherlock, he looks more alienated due to his black suit while Mary and John\u2019s colors blend along with the decor.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Just – why.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Can we all take a small breath and recognize that John\u2019s braces (*dies* *defibrillates self* *resurrects*) coordinate with the red stem on Sherlock\u2019s boutonniere\u2026 in place of his lovely red buttonhole\u2026 Please. Can we see this.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU. *dies* (J\/K i love this entire post)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

inevitably-johnlocked: ewebie: skulldeaded: wearitcounts: consultingpurplepants: monikakrasnorada: may-shepard: monikakrasnorada: thepineapplering: inevitably-johnlocked: wearitcounts: can i just talk about okay like this screenshot right here fucks me the fuck up like sherlock is so sad he\u2019s so so sad everyone loves tsot and i honestly can\u2019t even watch it, it\u2019s awful, sherlock is so miserable for the whole … <\/p>\n

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