{"id":125530,"date":"2015-11-26T11:46:00","date_gmt":"2015-11-26T11:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/26\/queerhawkeye-captainwondyful\/"},"modified":"2015-11-26T11:46:00","modified_gmt":"2015-11-26T11:46:00","slug":"queerhawkeye-captainwondyful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/26\/queerhawkeye-captainwondyful\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

queerhawkeye<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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captainwondyful<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thebreakfastgenie<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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rbertdowneyjr<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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what\u2019s the deal with super villains and new york? the world has thousands of cities. \u201cnope let\u2019s just destroy that one\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

they were mad because they couldn\u2019t get hamilton tickets<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cLin,\u201d The Falcon says to him. \u00a0The Actual Falcon. \u00a0The guy that helped Captain America save the world from HYDRA. \u00a0Captain America, by the way, is engaged in a sweet, gushing conversation with Chris (no doubt about George Washington). \u00a0\u201cWe need a favor.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cUh, sure, whatever you need.\u201d \u00a0Like he\u2019d actually say no this guy.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe need two tickets to the show for tonight. \u00a0Front row, center. This cosmic deity, Thanos, is threatening to take over Earth and enslave on its people if he can\u2019t get tickets.\u201d<\/p>\n

Whaaaaaa?<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, apparently he can\u2019t work PayPal.\u201d<\/p>\n

Lin\u2019s gotta admit, it\u2019s hard to rap when your staring at a 20 Foot, Purple, Cosmic Being wearing the craziest bling ever stares you down from the front row. \u00a0It\u2019s even weirder when he starts weeping during\u00a0\u2018Dear Theodosia\u2019<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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queerhawkeye: captainwondyful: thebreakfastgenie: rbertdowneyjr: what\u2019s the deal with super villains and new york? the world has thousands of cities. \u201cnope let\u2019s just destroy that one\u201d they were mad because they couldn\u2019t get hamilton tickets \u201cLin,\u201d The Falcon says to him. \u00a0The Actual Falcon. \u00a0The guy that helped Captain America save the world from HYDRA. \u00a0Captain … <\/p>\n

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