{"id":125406,"date":"2015-11-27T07:48:05","date_gmt":"2015-11-27T07:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/27\/atikiosity-ewebie-atikiosity-sherlock\/"},"modified":"2015-11-27T07:48:05","modified_gmt":"2015-11-27T07:48:05","slug":"atikiosity-ewebie-atikiosity-sherlock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/27\/atikiosity-ewebie-atikiosity-sherlock\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

atikiosity<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ewebie<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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atikiosity<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sherlock
\n will lose his shit planning his and john\u2019s wedding; he\u2019ll want everything to be
\nperfect, he\u2019ll flat-out panic because of stuff like the colour of the flower
\narrangements and the height of the cake in centimeters, because this is
\nsupposed to be a perfect day and he can make john so very happy if he
\ndoesn\u2019t do it wrong this time, and their wedding will be considerably
\nsmaller and less big of a deal than john\u2019s first wedding, but sherlock
\nwill take it so so very seriously; and john will be like ?? sherlock,
\n love, i don\u2019t give a fuck about the flowers, of course it will be perfect, no
\nmatter what the cake is like and no matter what the best men are
\nwearing, it\u2019ll be perfect because i\u2019m marrying you and you are perfect<\/i>\u00a0 and he\u2019ll smile at his fianc\u00e9 and sherlock will smile back and fiddle with his ring and sherlock\u2019s chin will WOBBLE SO MUCH JUST KILL ME<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And can you imagine John coming home one day and Sherlock has everything up on the wall like a crime scene and he\u2019s in his robe pacing back and forth, nearly tearing out his hair, yelling down the phone, \u201cNo! I specifically said that the arrangements were to be cream colored Ranunculus, not roses. And the hydrangea are to be lapis, not denim! Are you color blind? IT IS NOT THE SAME THING!\u201d<\/p>\n

And John takes the phone, mutters an apology and a quick, \u201cWe\u2019ll ring you back.\u201d And drops the mobile onto the coffee table with a sigh. \u201cSherlock, love, what is going on?\u201d<\/p>\n

And Sherlock is indignant and frustrated and snarling and pacing more. \u201cJohn these people are IDIOTS! That twit tried to convince me that roses are just as good as ranunculus. And clearly he has no visual ability to discern the various hues of foliole. And the bakery, if one could even call it that, wanted to produce a fondant monstrosity that was only twenty-five centimeters! TWENTY-FIVE, JOHN! We agreed on forty-eight! Anything less is a sheet cake. A SHEET CAKE! JOHN! And someone, who will remain nameless, Mike Stamford, thought the suits should have\u2026 have\u2026 CUMMERBUNDS! MY GOD! CUMMERBUNDS! JOHN! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!\u201d And then Sherlock drops like a rock, sprawling on the sofa with a whine and a whimper, clutching his head as though in pain.<\/p>\n

So John pulls the coffee table away from the couch and drops onto his haunches between Sherlock\u2019s knees and lets his palms rest on Sherlock\u2019s thighs. \u201cSherlock, Love. Look at me?\u201d And Sherlock would be sulking enough that John would have to cup his chin and lift his face. \u201cSherlock, listen to me. You know I don\u2019t give a fuck about the flowers. And I don\u2019t care about the bloody cake. And I really don\u2019t sodding well think what the groomsmen wear is at all relevant.\u201d And he would give Sherlock such a long look, willing him to understand. \u201cAnd do you know why? Sherlock? Do you?\u201d<\/p>\n

And Sherlock would pout and shake his head ever so slightly.<\/p>\n

And John would just sigh fondly. \u201cBecause it will be perfect. Because you are perfect.\u201d And in the silence that followed, John\u2019s brows would knit together as he waited for Sherlock to understand. And he\u2019d watch as Sherlock\u2019s lip wobbled ever so slightly. Then a bit more, before the corners twitched into a small smile. And John\u2019s mouth would break into grin, and he would lean forward and whisper, \u201cYou\u2019re perfect,\u201d against Sherlock\u2019s lips before kissing him senseless.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

HOW THE HELL DID YOU TAKE THIS SILLY THING
AND MADE IT SO BEAUTIFUL
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

atikiosity: ewebie: atikiosity: sherlock will lose his shit planning his and john\u2019s wedding; he\u2019ll want everything to be perfect, he\u2019ll flat-out panic because of stuff like the colour of the flower arrangements and the height of the cake in centimeters, because this is supposed to be a perfect day and he can make john so … <\/p>\n

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