{"id":125021,"date":"2015-11-30T02:02:55","date_gmt":"2015-11-30T02:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/30\/therealmartinsgrrrl-atikiosity-there-are\/"},"modified":"2015-11-30T02:02:55","modified_gmt":"2015-11-30T02:02:55","slug":"therealmartinsgrrrl-atikiosity-there-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/30\/therealmartinsgrrrl-atikiosity-there-are\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/therealmartinsgrrrl.tumblr.com\/post\/134124501956\" target=\"_blank\">therealmartinsgrrrl<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/atikiosity.tumblr.com\/post\/134123750729\" target=\"_blank\">atikiosity<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>there are lots of headcanons about sherlock speaking french during sex and john dying because it\u2019s so hot, but listen. what if sherlock speaking french sounds like martin crieff speaking french. what if it\u2019s not sexy at all, it\u2019s hilarious and john loses it and laughs hysterically and sherlock scowls and sulks and determinedly keeps his mouth shut during sex because he doesn\u2019t want to embarrass himself but he just can\u2019t help it and it happens again and again<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is absolutely how it would go, which is why I\u2019ve never once done a Sherlock speaking French head canon.<\/p>\n<p>Also John would bring it up at other random times just to mess with him, like in the middle of the dairy aisle at Sainsbury\u2019s, suddenly John would turn to Sherlock and be like \u201callons -nous obtenir un peu de fromage, mon amour?\u201d In like PERFECT French, and Sherlock would do the chin wobble and then scowl and stomp away and John would double over laughing, trying to call out \u201cSorry, I\u2019m sorry, I just can\u2019t help it. I love you, I love you, come back, Sherlock,\u201d but still like crying laughing, while Sherlock stands outside and sulks.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>therealmartinsgrrrl: atikiosity: there are lots of headcanons about sherlock speaking french during sex and john dying because it\u2019s so hot, but listen. what if sherlock speaking french sounds like martin crieff speaking french. what if it\u2019s not sexy at all, it\u2019s hilarious and john loses it and laughs hysterically and sherlock scowls and sulks and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/11\/30\/therealmartinsgrrrl-atikiosity-there-are\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[129,756,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125021"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125021"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125021\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}