{"id":124027,"date":"2015-12-07T01:15:29","date_gmt":"2015-12-07T01:15:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/07\/surrexi-the-fancies-of-a-pisces\/"},"modified":"2018-09-04T11:20:35","modified_gmt":"2018-09-04T11:20:35","slug":"surrexi-the-fancies-of-a-pisces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/07\/surrexi-the-fancies-of-a-pisces\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-124027 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/07\/surrexi-the-fancies-of-a-pisces\/attachment\/124028\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tumblr_noxaf570e51rko30to1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tumblr_noxaf570e51rko30to1_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tumblr_noxaf570e51rko30to1_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/07\/surrexi-the-fancies-of-a-pisces\/attachment\/124029\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tumblr_noxaf570e51rko30to2_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tumblr_noxaf570e51rko30to2_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tumblr_noxaf570e51rko30to2_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/surrexi.tumblr.com\/post\/134572678450\" target=\"_blank\">surrexi<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-fancies-of-a-pisces.tumblr.com\/post\/134516948960\" target=\"_blank\">the-fancies-of-a-pisces<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofspies.tumblr.com\/post\/134033426377\" target=\"_blank\">queenofspies<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/achiille.tumblr.com\/post\/133989563288\" target=\"_blank\">achiille<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/msmori.tumblr.com\/post\/131070775211\" target=\"_blank\">msmori<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/copperbadge.tumblr.com\/post\/131042528239\" target=\"_blank\">copperbadge<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/persian-slipper.tumblr.com\/post\/130826563009\" target=\"_blank\">persian-slipper<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/alexielthegreat.tumblr.com\/post\/124219688125\" target=\"_blank\">alexielthegreat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/f6b70757d6f8099729b72c71c506f60d\/tumblr_inline_nrkfq4oySf1qd1l7e_540.jpg\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/m4NhE35_wP-galEMhhRsY0A\" target=\"_blank\">@copperbadge<\/a>, I feel like there\u2019s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh but see now I\u2019m\u00a0picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.<\/p>\n<p>Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.<\/p>\n<p>Natasha: There\u2019s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn\u2019t it.\u00a0(Alternately: \u201cSafety is easy. If he won\u2019t wear a condom, kill him.\u201d)\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Thor: It\u2019s what a god would do.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.<\/p>\n<p>Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THESE. Great.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/James:-just-wear-the-fucking-condom\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">#James: just wear the fucking condom<\/a> <\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/884c40b38911e3101b9cb1714554bf22\/tumblr_inline_nygbzgLq721s7fatm_500.gif\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/dd57ee2a6a345b15b38af6457bf7cbaf\/tumblr_inline_nygbzs0jpj1s7fatm_500.gif\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>(Alternate:)<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/f7d6a613c499b337cf53804f58e4d172\/tumblr_inline_nygc0330cX1s7fatm_500.gif\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/ceb904a721001827dd4b4a5bae1dbf1c\/tumblr_inline_nygcs336WV1s7fatm_500.gif\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/c46b6b5a8bbb6c5385060af9a0afb7f9\/tumblr_inline_nygcskEnqi1s7fatm_500.gif\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/90341921d64f25a326ea4d9d55824e60\/tumblr_inline_nygctwK01R1s7fatm_500.gif\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/dc0934b7daadd0b6f31383f3a205858a\/tumblr_inline_nygcu0Cm0E1s7fatm_500.gif\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/b85205b07e511dccec707aeac0fd1d04\/tumblr_inline_nygcuhwlEi1s7fatm_540.gif\" class=\"\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>IT GOT BETTER<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"media-holder media-holder-draggable media-holder-figure\">\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/ae206f618024308dea92109265478bbf\/tumblr_inline_nyvf2a9Po01qzhk4f_540.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<div class=\"media-button icon_close media-killer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>I\u2019ll just leave this here. (<a href=\"http:\/\/surrexi.tumblr.com\/post\/133057901745\/blame-aenariasbookshelf-and-also-my-sister\" target=\"_blank\">original post<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>surrexi: the-fancies-of-a-pisces: queenofspies: achiille: msmori: copperbadge: persian-slipper: alexielthegreat: @copperbadge, I feel like there\u2019s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this\u2026 Oh but see now I\u2019m\u00a0picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs. Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor. Natasha: There\u2019s a time and place &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/07\/surrexi-the-fancies-of-a-pisces\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[810,1585,14756,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124027"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124027"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":124030,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124027\/revisions\/124030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}