{"id":122174,"date":"2015-12-20T15:43:49","date_gmt":"2015-12-20T15:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/20\/gingerhaze-sashayed-ah-yes-han-solo-han\/"},"modified":"2015-12-20T15:43:49","modified_gmt":"2015-12-20T15:43:49","slug":"gingerhaze-sashayed-ah-yes-han-solo-han","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/20\/gingerhaze-sashayed-ah-yes-han-solo-han\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

gingerhaze<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sashayed<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave<\/p>\n

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so cool under pressure<\/p>\n

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so calm in a crisis<\/p>\n

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great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking<\/p>\n

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so great at witty comebacks<\/p>\n

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definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Truckers<\/p>\n

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definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car<\/p>\n

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no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight<\/p>\n

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so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.<\/p>\n

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people trust him cause he\u2019s got that cool guy charisma<\/p>\n

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always knows what he\u2019s doing. han solo. an expert.<\/p>\n

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in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you\u2019re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Han Solo is the only Han Solo I will accept<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

gingerhaze: sashayed: ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave so cool under pressure so calm in a crisis great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking so great at witty comebacks definitely has slept … <\/p>\n

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