{"id":121241,"date":"2015-12-26T16:22:18","date_gmt":"2015-12-26T16:22:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/26\/tumblr-2015-in-a-nutshell-so-far\/"},"modified":"2015-12-26T16:22:18","modified_gmt":"2015-12-26T16:22:18","slug":"tumblr-2015-in-a-nutshell-so-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/26\/tumblr-2015-in-a-nutshell-so-far\/","title":{"rendered":"Tumblr 2015 in a nutshell (so far)"},"content":{"rendered":"

countmysnows<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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dewey-desu-system<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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nerdy-birdy18<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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we-are-a-cyclone<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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safeanclsound<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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zodiacdad<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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acronysm<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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aph-finland<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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smol-meme<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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theabcsofjustice<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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hipsterkitty23<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lilsparrow72<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ppaniani<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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lilsparrow72<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Me, on a date: \u201cSo, what are your thoughts on the dress?\u201d<\/p>\n

My date: \u201cActually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-\u201d<\/p>\n

Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: \u201cI\u2019m sorry I have to go home immediately\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

My date: Okay\u2026 That sounds fake but okay.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Me, gorging breadsticks into my mouth as I head out of the door: \u201cUgh these breadsticks are a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

By Fallout Boy<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Throw a list of the Zodiac signs as breadsticks in there and it will be 100% complete.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Me: This year I lost my best friend<\/p>\n

Them: Quit telling people I\u2019m- JOHN CENA<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

gun<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

This post will only appear once in 20000 posts. It is a very rare post. If you reblog in the next 20 seconds good fortune will come your way<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I\u2019m always a slut for these memes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Me: *scrolling down dash*
My Brain: Reblog this post
Me: Why?
My Brain: You gotta<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Psychic: *Reads my mind*<\/p>\n

my mind: HELLO FROM TH-<\/p>\n

Psychic: OUTSIDE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

*Hotline Bling plays in the distance*\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

concept: this post finally dying in 2016.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

humming Uptown Funk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

countmysnows: dewey-desu-system: nerdy-birdy18: we-are-a-cyclone: safeanclsound: zodiacdad: acronysm: aph-finland: smol-meme: theabcsofjustice: hipsterkitty23: lilsparrow72: ppaniani: lilsparrow72: Me, on a date: \u201cSo, what are your thoughts on the dress?\u201d My date: \u201cActually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-\u201d Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: \u201cI\u2019m sorry I have to … <\/p>\n

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