{"id":120812,"date":"2015-12-29T19:41:47","date_gmt":"2015-12-29T19:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/29\/moosefix-one-million-cats-weedmum\/"},"modified":"2018-09-04T03:14:46","modified_gmt":"2018-09-04T03:14:46","slug":"moosefix-one-million-cats-weedmum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/29\/moosefix-one-million-cats-weedmum\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-120812 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/29\/moosefix-one-million-cats-weedmum\/attachment\/120813\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tumblr_nzutigZxhV1snawuko1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tumblr_nzutigZxhV1snawuko1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tumblr_nzutigZxhV1snawuko1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/moosefix.tumblr.com\/post\/136007914420\" target=\"_blank\">moosefix<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/one-million-cats.tumblr.com\/post\/135918396898\" target=\"_blank\">one-million-cats<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/weedmum.tumblr.com\/post\/135891334904\" target=\"_blank\">weedmum<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stygianzinogre.tumblr.com\/post\/135891253187\" target=\"_blank\">stygianzinogre<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/crimson--peach.tumblr.com\/post\/135881519296\" target=\"_blank\">crimson\u2013peach<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/weedmum.tumblr.com\/post\/135835879279\" target=\"_blank\">weedmum<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it\u2019s cheese<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>who looks at the large lump that smells like lemon and goes \u201cthis is obviously a free sample for me to consume\u201d <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>moosefix: one-million-cats: weedmum: stygianzinogre: crimson\u2013peach: weedmum: When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it\u2019s cheese this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen? who goes into a bath &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/29\/moosefix-one-million-cats-weedmum\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3170,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120812"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120812"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":120814,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120812\/revisions\/120814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}