{"id":120672,"date":"2015-12-30T22:52:20","date_gmt":"2015-12-30T22:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/30\/crossing-the-event-horizon-vampireapologist\/"},"modified":"2015-12-30T22:52:20","modified_gmt":"2015-12-30T22:52:20","slug":"crossing-the-event-horizon-vampireapologist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/30\/crossing-the-event-horizon-vampireapologist\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/crossing-the-event-horizon.tumblr.com\/post\/136197646503\" target=\"_blank\">crossing-the-event-horizon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/vampireapologist.tumblr.com\/post\/136138837958\" target=\"_blank\">vampireapologist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/crying-korean.tumblr.com\/post\/136121187845\" target=\"_blank\">crying-korean<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>ALRIGHTY FUCKERS\n<\/p>\n<p>SINCE JANUARY FIRST 2015 TO TODAY, DECEMBER 28TH 2015 I HAVE DOCUMENTED EVERY DINGLE FUCKIGN MEME THAT WAS WIDESPREAD ON THIS GOD FORESAKEN WEBSITE, and yes I may not have been all scientific about it like some other people, but guess what this was a years worth of work and if this doesnt get some notes i\u00a0\u2018m going to scream<\/p>\n<p>so, the memes of 2015, in a sort of chronological order but not for all of them:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201cSure Jan.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>year of neon genisis evangelion <\/li>\n<li>Actually the entire brady bunch movie<\/li>\n<li>reverse rick rolling<\/li>\n<li>Miyazaki talking shit bout stuff (which tbh tho otaku culture is really messing up japan as a whole so this is sort of a serious thing idk man)<\/li>\n<li>FUCKIGN LEFT SHARK<\/li>\n<li>captain america civil war<\/li>\n<li>i\u2019m a jaded teenage girl. \u00a0i\u2019ve been through shit that you wouldn\u2019t even dream of. \u00a0you think life is hardd? try asking the cutest guy in the grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he had a fucking girlfriend.<\/li>\n<li>Innapropiate audition songs<\/li>\n<li>kAKASHI FROM ACCOUNTING CLASS (STILL CAN\u2019T BELIEVE THIS IS AN ACTUAL MEME HOLY SHIT)<\/li>\n<li>Dick cheney made money off the Iraq war<\/li>\n<li>idk if this counts but the gold and white\/black and blue dress seems to be getting big UPDATE: THIS MEME FUCKING GOT OFF THE INTERNET AND INTO MY FUCKING SCHOOL IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. \u00a0THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WAS TALKING ABOUT IT. WE HAD AN IN CLASS DISCUSSION ABOUT IT WITH TEACHERS INVOLVED. AT THE END OF THE TALENT SHOW TODAY THEY HAD A PHOTO OF THE DRESS WITH THE WORDS \u201cThank you for coming!\u201d ON IT. I\u2019M SO FUCKING MAD<\/li>\n<li>if you\u2019re reading this it\u2019s too late<\/li>\n<li>WALUIGI = HALLEJUAH<\/li>\n<li>*looks at smudged writing on hand*<\/li>\n<li>Hoe don\u2019t do it\u2026 Oh my god<\/li>\n<li>Natalia kills<\/li>\n<li>Uptown funk counts as a meme<\/li>\n<li>The thing with all the emojis and send this to ten people<\/li>\n<li>FUCKING COPPY I HATE THAT BITCH FUCK U @STAFF UF UCKING RUIN EVERYTHING<\/li>\n<li>jet fuel can\u2019t melt steel beams<\/li>\n<li>Sausage movement<\/li>\n<li>Taking the text from like a TV show title and editing it to say new shit. \u00a0I don\u2019t even know if this meme has a name. \u00a0<\/li>\n<li>garnet, amethyst, and (thing that isn\u2019t pearl)<\/li>\n<li>\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a<\/li>\n<li>Russia made memes illegal (I am gay gay gay I like long big cocks)<\/li>\n<li>Paul Blart Mall Cop <\/li>\n<li>rare pepe<\/li>\n<li>*opens buzzfeed* \u2026 *closes buzzfeed*<\/li>\n<li>sonic for real justice DOWN WITH MOD AMY. JUSTICE FOR MOD SILVER<\/li>\n<li>barber: what you want \u2013&gt; barber: say no more<\/li>\n<li>take me to snurch (snail church)<\/li>\n<li>snake people, or sneople (two seperate memes)<\/li>\n<li>She called me ugly I said \u201cbitch swhere\u201d she said \u201cUnder all that makeup\u201d i said \u201cbITCH SWHERE????!!!\u201d<\/li>\n<li>#thisgeneration<\/li>\n<li>\u201cHEY SPLASH! YOU FEEL GUUUDD I feel fucking hot. \u00a0PISS MY POINT AND I STRIGN TOT THE RAP WHEN I WIN I WIWDOW IWNIODANAFLASGAIGHASDFGAH\u201d<\/li>\n<li>mcfreakin lose it<\/li>\n<li>down with cis<\/li>\n<li>minions<\/li>\n<li>just gals being pals<\/li>\n<li>where you live you\u2019re first language what you call this [then an image]<\/li>\n<li>you\u2019re a kid you\u2019re a squid<\/li>\n<li>knife sharpening truck<\/li>\n<li>gothic<\/li>\n<li>af gifsets<\/li>\n<li>me: \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc40 good shit go\u0c66\u0501 sHit\ud83d\udc4c thats \u2714 some good\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4cshit right\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4cth \ud83d\udc4c ere\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c right\u2714there \u2714\u2714if i do \u01bda\u04af so my sel\uff46 \ud83d\udcaf i say so \ud83d\udcaf thats what im talking about right thereright there (chorus: \u02b3\u1da6\u1d4d\u02b0\u1d57 \u1d57\u02b0\u1d49\u02b3\u1d49) mMMMM\u13b7\u041c\ud83d\udcaf \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c \ud83d\udc4c\u041dO0\u041e\u0b20\uff2fOO\uff2fO\u041e\u0b20\u0b20Oooo\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\u1d52\ud83d\udc4c \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c \ud83d\udc4c \ud83d\udcaf \ud83d\udc4c \ud83d\udc40 \ud83d\udc40 \ud83d\udc40 \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4cGood shit<\/li>\n<li>cheeky nandos with the lads<\/li>\n<li>anti coleslaw (coleslaw is great but everyone hates it apparently)<\/li>\n<li>JUST DO IT DON\u2019T LET YOUR DREAMS STAY DREAMS. YESTERDYA, YOU SAID TOMMOROW<\/li>\n<li>like is there a college aged woman who thinks quasadillas are a mystery?<\/li>\n<li>cute gender neuteral terms for your partner<\/li>\n<li>the author of the journals\u2026 my brother<\/li>\n<li>siri what\u2019s 0 divided by 0<\/li>\n<li>iPhone restart<\/li>\n<li>the jurrassic world scene with chriss pratt being ike \u201ck stay back\u201d to the dinosaurs<\/li>\n<li>WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE<\/li>\n<li>The gif with rihanna flipping her hand and wiking<\/li>\n<li>minion hate (srsly tho they\u2019re everywhere and i hate it)<\/li>\n<li>BUSH DID 9\/11<\/li>\n<li>if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what<\/li>\n<li>zoobe<\/li>\n<li>me, shoving breadsticks into purse: sorry i have to leave right now immediately<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS<\/li>\n<li>#growingup_____ (growinguphispanic, growingupblack, growingupshy, growingupasian, etc.)<\/li>\n<li>NO NOTES<\/li>\n<li>gun<\/li>\n<li>okay\u2026 that sounds fake but okay<\/li>\n<li>THE BLOCKQUOTE THING WHERE THEY AMDE IT SO YOU CAN\u2019T EDIT SHIT <\/li>\n<li>old american infomercials (ANim aL CRackE R s iN My sOUP)<\/li>\n<li>you\u2019ve heard of ________, now get ready for ______<\/li>\n<li>YOUNG MAN, THERE\u2019S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN I SAID YOUNG MAN<\/li>\n<li>JOHN CENAAAA<\/li>\n<li>X: stop telling everybody i\u2019m dead! y: sometime\u2019s i can still hear their voice<\/li>\n<li>straight outta<\/li>\n<li>the one where it\u2019s like somebody is lost in \u00a0crowd so soebody else yells something offensive to find them<\/li>\n<li>critically analyzing spongebob<\/li>\n<li>netflix and chill<\/li>\n<li>banksy<\/li>\n<li>i hate when people dress like this\u2026 we get it you smoke weed<\/li>\n<li>And now\u2026 back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me in the press the other day Miley what\u2019s good?\u201c<\/li>\n<li>\u201dAnd now\u2026 back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me in the press. Miley, what\u2019s good?\u201c<\/li>\n<li>dan nicky your bobbie s <\/li>\n<li>kidnapper: say it me: no kidnpper: say it me: *spits at them* fuck you<\/li>\n<li>psychologist: *reads my mind* my mind: SCREAMING psychologhist: what the fuck<\/li>\n<li>speech bubble meme (Like the character has a speech bubble so they\u2019re saying a text post or something)<\/li>\n<li>vine<\/li>\n<li>\u02b7\u02b0\u02b8 \u1d57\u02b0\u1d49 f\u1d58\u0368\u1d4f \u02b8\u00ba\u1d58 \u02e1\u02b8\u02b8\u02b8&#8217;\u207f, \u02b7\u02b0\u02b8 \u02b8\u00ba\u1d58 \u1d43\u02e1\u02b7\u1d43\u02b8\u02e2 \u02e1\u02b8\u02b8\u02b8&#8217;\u207f, \u1d50\u1d50\u1d50\u1d50\u1d50\u1d50 \u00ba\u02b0 \u1d50\u02b8 \u1d4d\u00ba\u1d48 \u02e2\u1d57\u00bap f\u1d58\u0368\u1d4f&#8217;\u207f \u02e1\u02b8\u02b8\u02b8&#8217;\u207f<\/li>\n<li>*violins* \u2026\u2026run. BOW BOW BABABABABBAA<\/li>\n<li>does \u201cI aint get no sleep cuz of ya\u2019ll!\u201d count<\/li>\n<li>me: *takes a deep breath* i lo-<\/li>\n<li>kinkshame<\/li>\n<li>relatable<\/li>\n<li>dog of wisdom (ha da ba ga. ha bada ba gaga)<\/li>\n<li>draw the squad\/otp like this should count as a meme by this point<\/li>\n<li>pokemon go (pokemon in real life)<\/li>\n<li>[series] personality quizzes be like<\/li>\n<li>\u2026\u2026.anyways<\/li>\n<li>u gotta<\/li>\n<li>Putting fucking Halsey lyrics and other \u201cdeep\u201d shit on Spongebob screencaps this one was funny until i saw a marina and the diamonds one and now i just feel disrespected<\/li>\n<li>Concept; me<\/li>\n<li> (Taylor Swift\u2122 No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2008\u00a9) <\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m the X<\/li>\n<li>october 21st 2015 (back to the future)<\/li>\n<li>poot lavato (this meme is actualy really shitty but it\u2019s still a meme like nmot just a bad meme just like ableist and misogonystic and urgh)<\/li>\n<li>the outfits for doing shti with 1d like burying harry alive outfit charts<\/li>\n<li>hotline bling<\/li>\n<li>\u201cdo you ever look at somebody and wonder, \u2018what is going on inside their head?\u2019\u201d<\/li>\n<li>the ufo in LA<\/li>\n<li>THE SPIDERMAN SPANKING THING<\/li>\n<li>the time shia labouef screened all of his movies for three days straight and he streamed it but he didnt stream teh movies he streamed himself watching the movie<\/li>\n<li>pineapple pizza discourse (it\u2019s fucking disgusting if u like it please evaluate your descisions)<\/li>\n<li>money cat (and similar posts)<\/li>\n<li>47 lamborginis<\/li>\n<li>[tumblr user] is stealing bones!<\/li>\n<li>feudal lord\/handmaiden<\/li>\n<li>in this world it\u2019s kill or be killed<\/li>\n<li>replace \u201cfeminism\u201d with <\/li>\n<li>loss.jpg made an impressive comeback <\/li>\n<li>2015 in a nutshell<\/li>\n<li>\u201cthe stars sure are beautiful tonight\u201d<\/li>\n<li>the force awakens opening title<\/li>\n<li>WAKE ME UP INSIDE WAKE MUP <\/li>\n<li>tubbs the cat discourse<\/li>\n<li>hobo and glunkus<\/li>\n<li>star wars opening crawl<\/li>\n<li>also from star wars, the ine storm trooper who yells \u201cTRAITOR\u201d in the force awakens<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>ur doing gods work.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>this is beautiful<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>crossing-the-event-horizon: vampireapologist: crying-korean: ALRIGHTY FUCKERS SINCE JANUARY FIRST 2015 TO TODAY, DECEMBER 28TH 2015 I HAVE DOCUMENTED EVERY DINGLE FUCKIGN MEME THAT WAS WIDESPREAD ON THIS GOD FORESAKEN WEBSITE, and yes I may not have been all scientific about it like some other people, but guess what this was a years worth of work and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2015\/12\/30\/crossing-the-event-horizon-vampireapologist\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[135,654,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120672"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}