{"id":120207,"date":"2016-01-02T15:24:41","date_gmt":"2016-01-02T15:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/02\/mydwynter-duchesscloverly-its-a-good-thing\/"},"modified":"2018-09-04T01:07:52","modified_gmt":"2018-09-04T01:07:52","slug":"mydwynter-duchesscloverly-its-a-good-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/02\/mydwynter-duchesscloverly-its-a-good-thing\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-120207 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/02\/mydwynter-duchesscloverly-its-a-good-thing\/attachment\/120208\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho1_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho1_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho1_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/02\/mydwynter-duchesscloverly-its-a-good-thing\/attachment\/120209\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho4_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho4_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho4_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/02\/mydwynter-duchesscloverly-its-a-good-thing\/attachment\/120210\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho3_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho3_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho3_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/02\/mydwynter-duchesscloverly-its-a-good-thing\/attachment\/120211\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho2_r2_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho2_r2_400-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/tumblr_o0bbj2FSEe1qcnt2ho2_r2_400-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mydwynter.tumblr.com\/post\/136443149407\" target=\"_blank\">mydwynter<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/duchesscloverly.tumblr.com\/post\/136442147037\" target=\"_blank\">duchesscloverly<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s a good thing they already dug up that grave because I may have just died.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cCome here.\u201d<br \/>\u201cNo.\u201d<br \/>\u201cJust come here.\u201d<br \/>\u201cNot a chance. I know where you\u2019ve been, Gregory.\u201d<br \/>\u201cCome closer.\u201d<br \/>\u201cYou smell like a body farm.\u201d<br \/>\u201cCome in close contact with a lot of body farms, have you?\u201d<br \/>\u201cGo away. Don\u2019t come back until you\u2019ve set all your clothing on fire.\u201d<br \/>\u201cBut then I wouldn\u2019t be wearing anything.\u201d<br \/>\u201cAnd take a shower. Take three.\u201d<br \/>\u201cYou\u2019re not making this sound nearly as sexy as it should be.\u201d<br \/>\u201c<i>Body farm<\/i>, Gregory.\u201d<br \/>\u201c*snort* You could have helped, you know.\u201d<br \/>*disgusted scorn* \u201cIt\u2019s as if you don\u2019t know me.\u201d<br \/>\u201cHow well would you like me to know you?\u201d<br \/>\u201c\u2026\u201d<br \/>\u201cYeah, I know. Shower. I get it.\u201d<br \/>\u201cI\u2019ll have the incinerator ready. And Gregory?\u201d<br \/>\u201cHm?\u201d<br \/>\u201cIf you take four showers, I\u2019ll give you a massage afterward.\u201d<br \/>\u201cDeal. I think maybe I\u2019m getting too old to dig up bodies without repercussions.\u201d<br \/>\u201cThank the lord for the smallest and most backhanded of mercies.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mydwynter: duchesscloverly: It\u2019s a good thing they already dug up that grave because I may have just died. \u201cCome here.\u201d\u201cNo.\u201d\u201cJust come here.\u201d\u201cNot a chance. I know where you\u2019ve been, Gregory.\u201d\u201cCome closer.\u201d\u201cYou smell like a body farm.\u201d\u201cCome in close contact with a lot of body farms, have you?\u201d\u201cGo away. Don\u2019t come back until you\u2019ve set all &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/02\/mydwynter-duchesscloverly-its-a-good-thing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[55,65,56,9037,351],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":120212,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120207\/revisions\/120212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}