{"id":117991,"date":"2016-01-17T14:08:49","date_gmt":"2016-01-17T14:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/17\/stuff-i-experienced-coming-out-of-the-theater-from\/"},"modified":"2016-01-17T14:08:49","modified_gmt":"2016-01-17T14:08:49","slug":"stuff-i-experienced-coming-out-of-the-theater-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/17\/stuff-i-experienced-coming-out-of-the-theater-from\/","title":{"rendered":"Stuff I experienced coming out of the\u00a0theater\u00a0from Star Wars: The Force\u00a0Awakens."},"content":{"rendered":"

fuckyeah-nerdery<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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aching-feels<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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– Three little girls having their hair done in the bathroom by their mothers because\u00a0\u201cthey wanted to look like Rey.\u201d<\/p>\n

– Several children dressed as ewoks (yes they looked incredibly out of place)<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u201cWait, what\u2019s Finn\u2019s last name then?\u201d\u00a0\u201cDameron.\u201d<\/p>\n

– Two Jedis dueling in the cinema\u2019s snack section.<\/p>\n

– A few young boys questioning an older woman on Star Wars Trivia and her nailing every question, leaving the boys incredibly impressed (and humbled).<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u201cOkay but what about Poe?\u201d\u00a0\u201cHoney his signal was so strong he broke my gaydar.\u201d<\/p>\n

– Group of seven or eight people patting, hugging and kissing a BB-8 promo model.<\/p>\n

– Teenage girl weeping.<\/p>\n

– Same teenage girl patting a Poe Dameron poster and whispering\u00a0\u201cMy smol, gay, space son.\u201d<\/p>\n

– Someone screaming\u00a0\u201cVIVA LA RESISTANCE\u201d at the top of their lungs.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u201cKylo Ren was literally just a scene kid though.\u201d<\/p>\n

– A man and a woman seriously discussing the genetic difference and discrepancies between Leia\/Han and Kylo.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u201cThat was a very ill designed light saber. What if he stabbed himself in the chest with the little side bits?\u201d<\/p>\n

And my personal favourite:<\/p>\n

– \u201cI swear, Kylo Ren was like, three years old.\u201d\u00a0\u201cSo,what, your age?\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cMy smol, gay, space son\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

fuckyeah-nerdery: aching-feels: – Three little girls having their hair done in the bathroom by their mothers because\u00a0\u201cthey wanted to look like Rey.\u201d – Several children dressed as ewoks (yes they looked incredibly out of place) –\u00a0\u201cWait, what\u2019s Finn\u2019s last name then?\u201d\u00a0\u201cDameron.\u201d – Two Jedis dueling in the cinema\u2019s snack section. – A few young boys … <\/p>\n

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