{"id":117890,"date":"2016-01-18T09:23:17","date_gmt":"2016-01-18T09:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/18\/on-the-millennium-falcon-and-the-issue-of\/"},"modified":"2016-01-18T09:23:17","modified_gmt":"2016-01-18T09:23:17","slug":"on-the-millennium-falcon-and-the-issue-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/18\/on-the-millennium-falcon-and-the-issue-of\/","title":{"rendered":"On the Millennium Falcon, and the issue of Parsecs&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thegladelf.tumblr.com\/post\/136423738654\" target=\"_blank\">thegladelf<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/machinegodonvacation.tumblr.com\/post\/135972638744\" target=\"_blank\">machinegodonvacation<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mechanicusdeus.tumblr.com\/post\/135970990998\" target=\"_blank\">mechanicusdeus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/0fe87da2839746b1ec4b587ecae29b51\/tumblr_inline_nzyshvh2oS1rv0bvi_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve heard the discussion about Han Solo\u2019s famous\u00a0\u201cKessel Run\u201d time and time again &#8211; both inside the Star Wars community and outside it. <b>Common consensus seems to be that Han Solo\u2019s boast that the Falcon could do the run in 12 parsecs indicates that Solo has no idea what a parsec is, or else relies on the fact that his audience doesn\u2019t know.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This discussion relies on two main facts:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>A parsec is a unit of measurement equivalent to roughly 3.26 light-years. This means that a parsec is a unit of distance, not a unit of time.<\/li>\n<li>The Kessel Run is a smuggling route in the Star Wars universe, running illicit spice from the spice mines of Kessel to its destination worlds. It is not a commonly-used trade route, partially because the route is fraught with danger &#8211; especially\u00a0\u201cThe Maw\u201d cluster of black holes.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><b>The main mistake people seem to make when discussing this issue is believing that Han is boasting about the Falcon\u2019s <i>speed<\/i>.<\/b> This is understandable, because Han often boasts about the Falcon\u2019s speed in other situations, and it is natural to assume that a vehicle owner boasts about the speed of their vehicle because that is what we Earthlings are used to when discussing cars and other machines.<br \/>As such, they think that Han is purporting that\u00a0\u201c12 Parsecs\u201d is a quantification of the Falcon\u2019s immense velocity.<\/p>\n<p>This is an incorrect assumption, however. <b>What Han is actually boasting about is the Falcon\u2019s ability to safely navigate the dangerous Kessel Run by the <i>shortest possible route<\/i>.<\/b><br \/>Travelling at hyperspace is not a simple matter of moving the ship directly from A to B, since there are doubtless hundreds or thousands of intervening planets, stars, asteroids, and other dangers. A ship\u2019s computer must be programmed with a route which avoids such obstacles &#8211; usually giving them a wide berth, just to be on the safe side. The computer can also adjust itself en route if an unforeseen hazard presents itself.<\/p>\n<p><b>Han Solo programs the Falcon\u2019s computer system to fly as close to these hazards &#8211; especially the forbidding Maw Cluster &#8211; as is possible without being destroyed.<\/b> Most other pilots would see this behaviour as foolhardy, but Han apparently doesn\u2019t care. <b>Because the Falcon is programmed to fly closer to these obstacles than most other pilots would dare consider, it needs to\u00a0\u201csteer\u201d far less, and so can traverse the route in a straighter line than any other starship. This means that the Falcon completes the Kessel Run in a shorter distance than other ships &#8211; a mere 12 parsecs.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This is backed up in The Force Awakens when Rey, impressed that the \u2018hunk of junk\u2019 she\u2019s aboard is the Millennium Falcon, marvels that \u201cThis is the ship which ran the Kessel Run in 14 parsecs\u201d. Han corrects her by saying\u00a0\u201c12\u2033. This therefore implies that 12 parsecs is more impressive than 14 &#8211; something which is totally in keeping with the above.<\/p>\n<p>Han isn\u2019t talking out of his arse when he boasts about the Falcon\u2019s record, nor is he demonstrating his lack of understanding of interstellar measurements. He\u2019s just not talking about what many people think he\u2019s talking about, which is their own lack of understanding, not Han\u2019s.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>To boldly cut corners no man has cut before.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>^That\u2019s it. That\u2019s literally Han Solo.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thegladelf: machinegodonvacation: mechanicusdeus: I\u2019ve heard the discussion about Han Solo\u2019s famous\u00a0\u201cKessel Run\u201d time and time again &#8211; both inside the Star Wars community and outside it. Common consensus seems to be that Han Solo\u2019s boast that the Falcon could do the run in 12 parsecs indicates that Solo has no idea what a parsec is, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/18\/on-the-millennium-falcon-and-the-issue-of\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;On the Millennium Falcon, and the issue of Parsecs&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[2514,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117890"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}