{"id":117661,"date":"2016-01-19T23:09:23","date_gmt":"2016-01-19T23:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/19\/the-signs-as-things-in-the-undercover-boss\/"},"modified":"2016-01-19T23:09:23","modified_gmt":"2016-01-19T23:09:23","slug":"the-signs-as-things-in-the-undercover-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/19\/the-signs-as-things-in-the-undercover-boss\/","title":{"rendered":"the signs as things in the undercover boss: starkiller base skit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aries: the technician that just wants her muffin
\nTaurus: tim the stormtrooper getting thrown through the soda machine
\nGemini: kylo saying “people are going to love the new me” and then the camera panning over to the dead body behind him
\nCancer: the pop up rainbow ‘sorry i killed your son! :(‘ card
\nLeo: “waddup matt” [kicks wrench]
\nVirgo: a stormtrooper calling kylo ren a punk bitch
\nLibra: knowing matt is kylo ren after he says “hi i’m matt”
\nScorpio: getting promoted to superior officer and then getting killed by kylo immediately afterwards
\nSaggitarius: “THEN YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOOK AT IT ANYMORE”
\nCapricorn: kylo ren saying kylo ren is shredded
\nAquarius: the ‘it has been zero days since our last accident’ sign
\nPisces: “i see what’s in your mind. it.. is… STUPID”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aries: the technician that just wants her muffin Taurus: tim the stormtrooper getting thrown through the soda machine Gemini: kylo saying “people are going to love the new me” and then the camera panning over to the dead body behind him Cancer: the pop up rainbow ‘sorry i killed your son! :(‘ card Leo: “waddup … <\/p>\n

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