{"id":117606,"date":"2016-01-20T08:35:43","date_gmt":"2016-01-20T08:35:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/20\/mrsmarymorstan-kyrael\/"},"modified":"2016-01-20T08:35:43","modified_gmt":"2016-01-20T08:35:43","slug":"mrsmarymorstan-kyrael","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/20\/mrsmarymorstan-kyrael\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

mrsmarymorstan<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kyrael<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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gallifreyfieldsforever<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Q \u201cWhy is a raven like a writing desk?\u201d\u00a0
A \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t shove either up your arse.\u201d\u00a0
\u201c\u2026Technically, yes.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can\u2019t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It\u2019s getting late, they\u2019re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Suddenly, their saviour comes! It\u2019s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they\u2019ll keep the door open for them.\u00a0<\/p>\n

The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: \u201cWhat is the truth?\u201d<\/p>\n

The Student Replies, \u201cThe Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin\u2019s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I\u2019ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I\u2019ll blast my way in and take you with me.\u201d<\/p>\n

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it\u2019s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

mrsmarymorstan: kyrael: gallifreyfieldsforever: I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them Q \u201cWhy is a raven like a writing desk?\u201d\u00a0A \u201cYou shouldn\u2019t shove either up your arse.\u201d\u00a0\u201c\u2026Technically, yes.\u201d Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside … <\/p>\n

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