{"id":117321,"date":"2016-01-22T15:43:55","date_gmt":"2016-01-22T15:43:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/22\/booksandwater-giga-darth-octoberreads\/"},"modified":"2016-01-22T15:43:55","modified_gmt":"2016-01-22T15:43:55","slug":"booksandwater-giga-darth-octoberreads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/22\/booksandwater-giga-darth-octoberreads\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/booksandwater.tumblr.com\/post\/137516227045\" target=\"_blank\">booksandwater<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/giga-darth.tumblr.com\/post\/137403571390\" target=\"_blank\">giga-darth<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/octoberreads.tumblr.com\/post\/137201428591\" target=\"_blank\">octoberreads<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/farashasilver.tumblr.com\/post\/137134473233\" target=\"_blank\">farashasilver<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lycanography.tumblr.com\/post\/136853060026\" target=\"_blank\">lycanography<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like \u201clike where\u2019s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he\u2019s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, <i>it fucking works<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPotter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer\u2019s Stone?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI used a fucking net.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u201cHow did you get past the dragon?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Harry shines a little red light on the wall \u201cworks on cats, why not a dragon\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow did you get through the hedge maze?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWeed-b-gone, it\u2019s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It\u2019s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter\u2019s life once and for all when\u2026.\n<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/6868d67722f6ec5a071845b562e5cb38\/tumblr_inline_o11jfdwu8B1rphyu5_500.gif\" class=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"tmblr-attribution\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/ZCqQZk1lMETuy\" target=\"_blank\">Originally posted by filmpictures<\/a><\/p>\n<\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>booksandwater: giga-darth: octoberreads: farashasilver: lycanography: What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like \u201clike where\u2019s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing\u201d Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/22\/booksandwater-giga-darth-octoberreads\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[151,24,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117321"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}