{"id":117266,"date":"2016-01-22T23:39:59","date_gmt":"2016-01-22T23:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/22\/so-i-got-this-book\/"},"modified":"2016-01-22T23:39:59","modified_gmt":"2016-01-22T23:39:59","slug":"so-i-got-this-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/22\/so-i-got-this-book\/","title":{"rendered":"So I got this book"},"content":{"rendered":"

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And it\u2019s probably one of my top 10 favorites to read.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Because really<\/p>\n

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it starts off so honest<\/p>\n

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And it doesn\u2019t take long for the dark-ish humor to kick in<\/p>\n

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And this poor tree<\/p>\n

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just wants a friend<\/p>\n

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And then there\u2019s a bit more of the truth<\/p>\n

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And also a bit sad<\/p>\n

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But in a relatable kind of way<\/p>\n

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And then it happened<\/p>\n

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the pun I had been waiting for<\/p>\n

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And so the story progressed<\/p>\n

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Oh, look it\u2019s the tree again<\/p>\n

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Oh.<\/p>\n

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Aw \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

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Yarrr<\/p>\n

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I also hate clowns<\/p>\n

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See?\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Sometimes I feel this way<\/p>\n

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Oh, and I dislike dolls of the larger variety<\/p>\n

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sir<\/p>\n

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sir, please stop gazing into the soulless eyes of your doll<\/p>\n

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\u2026what<\/p>\n

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And here we have a distant relative of Olaf<\/p>\n

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And now a chicken<\/p>\n

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Rude<\/p>\n

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And now we have a plant<\/p>\n

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And some sheep<\/p>\n

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Baaaaaaa<\/i><\/p>\n

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It gets a bit sad again<\/p>\n

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But it\u2019s okay. No one likes mimes. Or bugs.<\/p>\n

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And we all need something to look forward to<\/p>\n

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At least someone is happy<\/p>\n

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The tree obtains a positive outlook on life<\/p>\n

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\u2026or not<\/p>\n

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Poor tree<\/p>\n

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Dangit<\/p>\n

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The End.<\/b><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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