{"id":117017,"date":"2016-01-24T14:08:44","date_gmt":"2016-01-24T14:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/24\/eranss15-devilwithasilvertongue\/"},"modified":"2016-01-24T14:08:44","modified_gmt":"2016-01-24T14:08:44","slug":"eranss15-devilwithasilvertongue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/24\/eranss15-devilwithasilvertongue\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

eranss15<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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devilwithasilvertongue<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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umhi-im-alexis<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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luvyourselfsomeesteem<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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queen-arsinoe<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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timonthe-fourtyfive<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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winnieportleyrind<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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fagvomit<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn\u2019t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering to buy them so I sold them for $3 each and I made almost $500 and then I got sent to the principals office and was told I couldn\u2019t sell them anymore like sorry that I was a natural born entrepreneur<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

When I was a freshman in High School our Junior\/Senior classes were like 90% stoner kids. When you\u2019re a junior\/senior, you can leave the school for lunch if you want, so the majority of the kids would go hot box their cars in an abandoned parking lot a few blocks over during lunch hour. <\/p>\n

However, since they needed time to air out, they always got back after the kitchen stopped selling lunch, and they, of course, had the mega munchies. <\/p>\n

I started selling kids homemade baked goods at outrageous prices, but I\u2019m a great baker so nobody complained. I was making 25 bucks for 4 muffins, and 8 dollars a brownie. <\/p>\n

I made like 2 grand before the school made me stop selling food because it wasn\u2019t a \u201cschool official bake sale.\u201d but my regulars would slip me cash + orders in the hallways when we passed each other, and there was nothing in school policy about giving away food, so I would just bring them their snacks the next day. The school couldn\u2019t touch me, I was rolling in dough, and rolling out dough, all freshman year. <\/p>\n

Find your loopholes, kids. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

born entrepreneurs\u2026. insane\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

LOL i know two kids like this.<\/p>\n

she made some soap and offered some to my dad and said \u201cUh 17, I mean 7\u2033 and I was like no, you said it right. 17. <\/p>\n

other one sold bracelets <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I know a guy in highschool who made so much money in sophmore year selling cupcakes the school shut it all down.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

a kid at my school has a panini-maker so he sells paninis to other students and everyone called him Dan the Panini Man<\/p>\n

but the campus police people shut him down because it\u2019s not legal to sell food if it\u2019s not a bake sale or w\/e<\/p>\n

so now he\u2019s Dan the Paper Towel Man and he sells paper towels, but with each paper towel purchase, you get a free panini<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I THOUGHT HE WAS A MYTH<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Rebloggig for the Dan the paper towel man<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

eranss15: devilwithasilvertongue: umhi-im-alexis: luvyourselfsomeesteem: queen-arsinoe: timonthe-fourtyfive: winnieportleyrind: fagvomit: once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn\u2019t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering … <\/p>\n

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