Alexander Hamilton:”Miley, what’s good?”
\nAaron Burr: “I’m auditioning for the role of US President and I’ll be singing ‘I’m the Greatest Star'”
\nMarquis de Lafayette: *shoving breadsticks into my purse*
\nJohn Laurens: “I am gay gay gay I like long big coccks”
\nHercules Mulligan: “JOHN CENA”
\nEliza Schuyler: cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure
\nPeggy Schuyler: *looks at smudged writing on hand*
\nAngelica Schuyler: okay… that sounds fake but okay
\nThomas Jefferson: kinkshame
\nKing George III: \u02b7\u02b0\u02b8 \u1d57\u02b0\u1d49 f\u1d58\u0368\u1d4f \u02b8\u00ba\u1d58 \u02e1\u02b8\u02b8\u02b8’\u207f, \u02b7\u02b0\u02b8 \u02b8\u00ba\u1d58 \u1d43\u02e1\u02b7\u1d43\u02b8\u02e2 \u02e1\u02b8\u02b8\u02b8’\u207f, \u1d50\u1d50\u1d50\u1d50\u1d50\u1d50 \u00ba\u02b0 \u1d50\u02b8 \u1d4d\u00ba\u1d48 \u02e2\u1d57\u00bap f\u1d58\u0368\u1d4f’\u207f \u02e1\u02b8\u02b8\u02b8’\u207f
\nPhillip Schuyler: mmmm whatchya sayyyy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Alexander Hamilton:”Miley, what’s good?” Aaron Burr: “I’m auditioning for the role of US President and I’ll be singing ‘I’m the Greatest Star’” Marquis de Lafayette: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* John Laurens: “I am gay gay gay I like long big coccks” Hercules Mulligan: “JOHN CENA” Eliza Schuyler: cinnamon roll too good for this world, … <\/p>\n