{"id":116515,"date":"2016-01-28T00:27:18","date_gmt":"2016-01-28T00:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/28\/a-friendly-reminder-2\/"},"modified":"2016-01-28T00:27:18","modified_gmt":"2016-01-28T00:27:18","slug":"a-friendly-reminder-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/28\/a-friendly-reminder-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Friendly Reminder"},"content":{"rendered":"

sansational-attraction<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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eddyedano<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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thetimelordwizard<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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pilgrimkitty<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wait-till-they-hear-about-this<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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damionaerynstarr<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wait-till-they-hear-about-this<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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– Deadpool is insecure
\n– Deadpool has chronic pain
\n– Deadpool is submissive in bed
– Deadpool is pansexual
– Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
\n– Deadpool is a blonde
\n– Deadpool\u2019s initials are WWW
\n– Deadpool had an abusive father
\n– Deadpool\u2019s mother died from cancer
\n– Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
\n– Deadpool left her because he didn\u2019t want to hurt her
\n– Deadpool had a daughter
\n– Deadpool didn\u2019t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
\n– Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter\u2019s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
\n– Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
\n– Deadpool is good with kids
\n– Deadpool can\u2019t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn\u2019t think he\u2019s done anything wrong
\n– Deadpool hates himself
\n– Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
\n– Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
\n– Deadpool reads his own comics<\/p>\n

Conclusion:
\nWade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Let\u2019s not forget:<\/p>\n

– Deadpool knows sign language
– Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can\u2019t regenerate but he can
– Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before
– Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm
– Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable
– Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times
– Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving
– Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

– Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as \u201cour divorce\u201d
– Deadpool bought diapers for Hope
– Deadpool has a dog
\n– Deadpool didn\u2019t become like his dad
\n– Deadpool is a good person<\/p>\n

– Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds\u00a0\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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– Deadpool is broke 75% of the time\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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– Deadpool tells kids that he\u2019s Spider-Man<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

– Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man\u2019s face when he swapped costumes with him because \u201cbros don\u2019t out bros\u201d
– Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn\u2019t have killed and he didn\u2019t want Peter\u2019s rep to be linked to murder.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Deadpool!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I LOVE DEADPOOL!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

sansational-attraction: eddyedano: thetimelordwizard: pilgrimkitty: wait-till-they-hear-about-this: damionaerynstarr: wait-till-they-hear-about-this: – Deadpool is insecure – Deadpool has chronic pain – Deadpool is submissive in bed– Deadpool is pansexual– Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips – Deadpool is a blonde – Deadpool\u2019s initials are WWW – Deadpool had an abusive father – Deadpool\u2019s mother … <\/p>\n

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