{"id":116149,"date":"2016-01-30T14:56:27","date_gmt":"2016-01-30T14:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/30\/into-the-weeds-liberty-flight-im-reading-up-on\/"},"modified":"2016-01-30T14:56:27","modified_gmt":"2016-01-30T14:56:27","slug":"into-the-weeds-liberty-flight-im-reading-up-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/01\/30\/into-the-weeds-liberty-flight-im-reading-up-on\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

into-the-weeds<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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liberty-flight<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-<\/p>\n

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\u201cCame up with the ever changing floor plan.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

Really, Ravenclaw? Really?<\/i><\/p>\n

\u201cYou know what this school needs? To not make any sense-\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cRowena, I don\u2019t think-\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cExactly, you don\u2019t think. I\u2019m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they\u2019re doors-\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut how will the students get to class?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThey\u2019ll have to figure it out.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cEveryday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThe stairs move! This doesn\u2019t seem safe\u2026I think I\u2019ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDitto. I think the dungeons would be safer\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026My kids will brave these stairs. I\u2019ll take the other tower.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#Rowena snipes that \u2018cunning\u2019 means Salazar\u2019s students should be able to handle the moving architecture<\/a>#Salazar snipes back that \u2018cunning\u2019 means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit<\/a>#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That\u2019s Not What I Meant<\/a>#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones<\/a>#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others<\/a>#to make sure the house elves could get around all right<\/a>\u00a0(via @mzminola<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

into-the-weeds: liberty-flight: I\u2019m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and- \u201cCame up with the ever changing floor plan.\u201d\u00a0 Really, Ravenclaw? Really? \u201cYou know what this school needs? To not make any sense-\u201d \u201cRowena, I don\u2019t think-\u201d \u201cExactly, you don\u2019t think. I\u2019m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, … <\/p>\n

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