{"id":115915,"date":"2016-02-01T01:15:11","date_gmt":"2016-02-01T01:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/01\/tessagratton-ekjohnston-grantairezee\/"},"modified":"2016-02-01T01:15:11","modified_gmt":"2016-02-01T01:15:11","slug":"tessagratton-ekjohnston-grantairezee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/01\/tessagratton-ekjohnston-grantairezee\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

tessagratton<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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ekjohnston<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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grantairezee<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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bedlamsbard<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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barrissoffee<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Remember when Luke compares shooting womp rats to blowing up a space station<\/p>\n

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#wedge is just like<\/a>\u00a0#oh my god this kid is gonna die<\/a>\u00a0#spoiler alert you\u2019re the only two who survive!<\/a>\u00a0(via kablob17<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I bet this is like the basis of their relationship, though. Rebel command is like, alright go and face certain death doing xzy task. It will be difficult and you have to go fast. Luke is like \u201cpffffff I did that at home so many times only the target was smaller. And moving. And I really couldn\u2019t see that well because sand. This is gonna be cake, guys. CAKE.\u201d Wedge\u2019s reaction the first couple times, even after the death star, is basically that picture. But eventually he\u2019s like sweet space jesus what terrible planet are you from that you keep telling me all these nigh impossible tasks are cake? Everyone\u2019s like oh skywalker is a softie. He\u2019s a squishy ball of love and sunshine, and wedge is like yeah. That is all extremely true but he is also MADE OF TEMPERED DEATH.<\/p>\n

(After like the first 3 times Luke starts messing with Wedge. He\u2019s like they want us do run these cables to the bottom of that extremely ominous cravasse? I did that one time when I was five, and uncle owen had me wire the relays with my toes because we had to shoot down this pack of anoobas that were trying to kill us and eat us. Wedge is just like that can\u2019t be true, and yet\u2026)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I really hope Wedge is still alive so that Rey can be all \u201cOn my crappy desert planet\u2026\u201d and Wedge can be all \u201cOH GOD NOT AGAIN.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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tessagratton: ekjohnston: grantairezee: bedlamsbard: barrissoffee: Remember when Luke compares shooting womp rats to blowing up a space station womp rats #wedge is just like\u00a0#oh my god this kid is gonna die\u00a0#spoiler alert you\u2019re the only two who survive!\u00a0(via kablob17) I bet this is like the basis of their relationship, though. Rebel command is like, alright … <\/p>\n

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