{"id":115914,"date":"2016-02-01T01:46:56","date_gmt":"2016-02-01T01:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/01\/who-you-should-fight-torchwood-edition\/"},"modified":"2016-02-01T01:46:56","modified_gmt":"2016-02-01T01:46:56","slug":"who-you-should-fight-torchwood-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/01\/who-you-should-fight-torchwood-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"who you should fight: torchwood edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

indinajones<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jack harkness: <\/b>please fight him. he needs it. he\u2019s a time agent and most likely good at fighting but you can win by reminding him of his brother (actually don\u2019t do that, he deserves to be punched but he doesn\u2019t have to be emotionally destroyed). fight jack harkness<\/p>\n

gray harkness:<\/b> you could and he probably deserves it but jack would murder you<\/p>\n

gwen cooper: <\/b>DO NOT fight gwen cooper, she\u2019s terrifying and will probably kill you and you don\u2019t want to fight gwen cooper, she\u2019s been through enough, why would you make her life worse? don\u2019t fight gwen cooper<\/p>\n

ianto jones:<\/b> don\u2019t fight ianto. why would you fight ianto? he\u2019s very sweet. also he might look like a harmless hipster but he\u2019ll kick your ass if you fight him, trust me<\/p>\n

owen harper: <\/b>PLEASE fight owen harper. he\u2019ll probably cry but it needs to be done, he needs to be fought, please fight him. you\u2019ll both feel so much better once it\u2019s over. fight owen harper<\/p>\n

toshiko sato:<\/b> why the FUCK would you fight tosh<\/p>\n

martha jones: <\/b>martha is better than you, martha is better than everyone, martha is very kind and does not want to fight but when provoked she will destroy you and you\u2019ll also have ten and jack to contend with. don\u2019t fight martha<\/p>\n

john hart:<\/b> if you fight anyone on this list fight john hart. please. for all of us. wipe that asshole smile off his face. kick him back to whatever godforsaken century he came from. fight john hart<\/p>\n

rex matheson:<\/b> i mean\u2026you could but he\u2019s a badass and he\u2019ll kick your ass. this guy is a cia agent and<\/i> he\u2019s immortal. and he\u2019s just trying to Live A Life, yknow, be normal. he doesn\u2019t want to fight anyone unless you were involved in the miracle. leave him be. don\u2019t fight rex matheson<\/p>\n

oswald danes:<\/b> is this even a question<\/p>\n

jilly kitzinger:<\/b> jilly\u2019s not a great person and probably deserves to be punched but listen: she\u2019s a lesbian and she\u2019s also rather dangerous. fight with caution<\/p>\n

esther drummond:<\/b> why the FUCK would you fight esther. what kind of PERSON are you<\/p>\n

vera juarez:<\/b> vera will absolutely wreck you whether it\u2019s a debate or a physical fight. this woman is a terror and also better than you. do not fight vera<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

indinajones: jack harkness: please fight him. he needs it. he\u2019s a time agent and most likely good at fighting but you can win by reminding him of his brother (actually don\u2019t do that, he deserves to be punched but he doesn\u2019t have to be emotionally destroyed). fight jack harkness gray harkness: you could and he … <\/p>\n

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