{"id":115054,"date":"2016-02-06T17:19:12","date_gmt":"2016-02-06T17:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/06\/the-rime-of-the-ancient-mariner-2-announced\/"},"modified":"2016-02-06T17:19:12","modified_gmt":"2016-02-06T17:19:12","slug":"the-rime-of-the-ancient-mariner-2-announced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/06\/the-rime-of-the-ancient-mariner-2-announced\/","title":{"rendered":"THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED"},"content":{"rendered":"

drgrlfriend<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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slatestarscratchpad<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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slatestarscratchpad<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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bowtochris<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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dongstomper<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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THE ALBATROSS IS BACK\u2026\u2026\u2026. AND HES FUCKING PISSED<\/b><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

<3 RotAM<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The sky turned black, the sea turned black
The moon was lost in mist
The goddamn albatross was back
And he was fucking pissed.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cI asked \u2018How are you hale and well?
And from the sky descending?\u201d
Said it: \u2018I am a shade from Hell
And come in search of vengeance.\u2019<\/p>\n

And then it raised a ghostly wing
The sky was lost in shadow
And from the sea, all glistening
Rose a goddamn sharknado.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Wedding-Guest, he rolled his eyes
So strange a tale to hear
But still spoke on that ancient man
The wild Mariner:<\/p>\n

\u201cI ran like heck across the deck
But the sharks were many and fast
I tripped and fell into the sea
And there I breathed my last.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHold on now,\u201d said the Wedding-Guest
Amidst the festive cheer
\u201cIf perished ye upon that sea
How came you to be here?<\/p>\n

How came you to be here with me?
O, answer that, I ask!\u201d
The Mariner removed his face
As if it were a mask<\/p>\n

Inside there was an Albatross
It gave an awful shriek
It slammed into the Wedding-Guest
And slew him with its beak.<\/p>\n

Farewell, farewell, but this I tell
I tell it to thee plain
Do not<\/i> fuck with an albatross
Those fuckers are insane<\/i>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It got even better!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

drgrlfriend: slatestarscratchpad: slatestarscratchpad: bowtochris: dongstomper: THE ALBATROSS IS BACK\u2026\u2026\u2026. AND HES FUCKING PISSED <3 RotAM The sky turned black, the sea turned blackThe moon was lost in mistThe goddamn albatross was backAnd he was fucking pissed. \u201cI asked \u2018How are you hale and well?And from the sky descending?\u201dSaid it: \u2018I am a shade from HellAnd … <\/p>\n

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