{"id":115015,"date":"2016-02-07T03:37:52","date_gmt":"2016-02-07T03:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/07\/adriofthedead-sweaty-resetti-mammacarnage\/"},"modified":"2016-02-07T03:37:52","modified_gmt":"2016-02-07T03:37:52","slug":"adriofthedead-sweaty-resetti-mammacarnage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/07\/adriofthedead-sweaty-resetti-mammacarnage\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/adriofthedead.tumblr.com\/post\/56490431306\" target=\"_blank\">adriofthedead<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sweaty-resetti.tumblr.com\/post\/55406343611\" target=\"_blank\">sweaty-resetti<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mammacarnage.tumblr.com\/post\/55406058803\" target=\"_blank\">mammacarnage<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/myladymother.tumblr.com\/post\/24172303001\" target=\"_blank\">myladymother<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i hate when people are like \u201conly dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive\u201d like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet<\/p>\n<p>cats will literally sit on your <em>head <\/em>until you pay attention to them<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That proves the point, they want attention, they want you to pay attention to them not them!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>cats show affection and love in their own way<\/p>\n<p>for example<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>actually holding eye contact with you and blinking slowly is how cats \u2018kiss\u2019<\/li>\n<li>cats choose to sleep or sit next to you even if you\u2019re busy when they have a million other places to be because they like your company<\/li>\n<li>they consider positive attention love<\/li>\n<li>when they \u2018headbutt\u2019 you it\u2019s called \u2018bunting\u2019 and it\u2019s how they show affection<\/li>\n<li>when they knead you it\u2019s because they feel comforted<\/li>\n<li>they think of you petting them as grooming- it makes them feel good so they will ask for you to pet them (or demand) especially if they\u2019re feeling sad<\/li>\n<li>cats like to step on you because they mark you with their scent from their little feet telling other cats BACK THE FUCK OFF THIS HUMAN IS MINE<\/li>\n<li>cats will lick you or groom you because they want you to be clean and happy<\/li>\n<li>they bring you dead things because they don\u2019t want you to starve<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>cats think of humans as parents whereas dogs think of humans as the alpha dog<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catpsychology.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/catpsychology.org\/<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>;w;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>adriofthedead: sweaty-resetti: mammacarnage: myladymother: i hate when people are like \u201conly dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive\u201d like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet cats will literally sit on your head until &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/07\/adriofthedead-sweaty-resetti-mammacarnage\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[58,21,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115015"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115015"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115015\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}