{"id":114894,"date":"2016-02-07T22:52:22","date_gmt":"2016-02-07T22:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/07\/captainstevedoritopants-ghostlywatcher\/"},"modified":"2018-09-03T13:55:09","modified_gmt":"2018-09-03T13:55:09","slug":"captainstevedoritopants-ghostlywatcher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/07\/captainstevedoritopants-ghostlywatcher\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-114894 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/07\/captainstevedoritopants-ghostlywatcher\/attachment\/114895\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_nxx7snoByh1tb40lbo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_nxx7snoByh1tb40lbo1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_nxx7snoByh1tb40lbo1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/07\/captainstevedoritopants-ghostlywatcher\/attachment\/114896\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_nxx7snoByh1tb40lbo2_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_nxx7snoByh1tb40lbo2_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_nxx7snoByh1tb40lbo2_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/captainstevedoritopants.tumblr.com\/post\/137309495181\" target=\"_blank\">captainstevedoritopants<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ghostlywatcher.tumblr.com\/post\/133366321620\" target=\"_blank\">ghostlywatcher<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Details of Michelangelo\u2019s masterpiece \u201cDavid\u201d (1501\u20131504)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/the-best-thing-I-ever-learned-about-the-David-is-that-he-made-it-as-a-big-%27fuck-you%27\" target=\"_blank\">#the best thing I ever learned about the David is that he made it as a big \u2018fuck you\u2019<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/according-to-one-of-my-art-teachers\" target=\"_blank\">#according to one of my art teachers<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/he-was-given-a-shit-piece-of-marble-that-made-it-incredibly-difficult-to-work-with\" target=\"_blank\">#he was given a shit piece of marble that made it incredibly difficult to work with<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/and-it-was-done-on-purpose\" target=\"_blank\">#and it was done on purpose<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/and-so-insteaded-of-throwing-a-bitch-fit-or-saying-he-couldn%27t-work-with-the-marble-\" target=\"_blank\">#and so insteaded of throwing a bitch fit or saying he couldn\u2019t work with the marble-<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/thus-proving-that-he-%27wasn%27t-that-great-of-an-artist%27\" target=\"_blank\">#thus proving that he \u2018wasn\u2019t that great of an artist\u2019<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/he-looked-at-the-marble-and-said-%27no-fuck-you-I-will-make-this-my-masterpiece-and-it-will-be-the-greatest-thing-I%27ve-ever-made%27\" target=\"_blank\">#he looked at the marble and said \u2018no fuck you I will make this my masterpiece and it will be the greatest thing I\u2019ve ever made\u2019<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/which-of-course-pissed-people-off-when-he-did-just-that\" target=\"_blank\">#which of course pissed people off when he did just that<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/I%27m-telling-ya%27ll-right-now-that-Renaissance-art-history-is-the-greatest-thing\" target=\"_blank\">#I\u2019m telling ya\u2019ll right now that Renaissance art history is the greatest thing<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/it%27s-all-a-bunch-of-divas-acting-overly-dramatic-and-getting-into-passing-contests-over-who-was-the-better-artist\" target=\"_blank\">#it\u2019s all a bunch of divas acting overly dramatic and getting into passing contests over who was the better artist<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/and-being-commissioned-by-the-church-to-create-propaganda\" target=\"_blank\">#and being commissioned by the church to create propaganda<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/and-then-using-said-propaganda-art-to-add-content-that-subtly-undermines-the-church\" target=\"_blank\">#and then using said propaganda art to add content that subtly undermines the church<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/I-once-wrote-a-ten-page-paper-on-that-specifically\" target=\"_blank\">#I once wrote a ten page paper on that specifically<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/and-let-me-tell-you%3A-the-biggest-divas-were-the-sculptors\" target=\"_blank\">#and let me tell you: the biggest divas were the sculptors<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/sunteaflower.tumblr.com\/post\/134312366420\/\" target=\"_blank\">x<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>captainstevedoritopants: ghostlywatcher: Details of Michelangelo\u2019s masterpiece \u201cDavid\u201d (1501\u20131504) #the best thing I ever learned about the David is that he made it as a big \u2018fuck you\u2019 #according to one of my art teachers #he was given a shit piece of marble that made it incredibly difficult to work with #and it was done on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/07\/captainstevedoritopants-ghostlywatcher\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> 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