{"id":114589,"date":"2016-02-10T00:27:18","date_gmt":"2016-02-10T00:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/10\/jamlockk-langerdibs-dangerhamster\/"},"modified":"2018-09-03T13:18:30","modified_gmt":"2018-09-03T13:18:30","slug":"jamlockk-langerdibs-dangerhamster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/10\/jamlockk-langerdibs-dangerhamster\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-114589 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/10\/jamlockk-langerdibs-dangerhamster\/attachment\/114590\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_nzbp0qk48j1tepew7o1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_nzbp0qk48j1tepew7o1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/tumblr_nzbp0qk48j1tepew7o1_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jamlockk.tumblr.com\/post\/138860554032\" target=\"_blank\">jamlockk<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/langerdibs.tumblr.com\/post\/135482301017\" target=\"_blank\">langerdibs<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dangerhamster.tumblr.com\/post\/135224554091\" target=\"_blank\">dangerhamster<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bundyspooks.tumblr.com\/post\/135151124333\" target=\"_blank\">bundyspooks<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>In the late 19th century, an inexperienced doctor performed his first surgery n a room full of people. Feeling the pressure, he felt the need to perform the amputation in the quickest time possible, and ended up amputating his patient\u2019s arm in the space of around 25 seconds. In the process of this, he accidentally amputated his assistant\u2019s fingers too. Both patient and assistant died of sepsis, and a spectator died from shock, making it the only operation ever with a 300% mortality rate.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>how badly\u2026can one person fuck up\u2026.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THIS IS MY BOY!! THIS IS MY BOY ROBERT LISTON!! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIM!!<\/p>\n<p>For starters, he practiced in a time before anesthesia was invented, when performing surgeries and amputations quickly were key to reducing a patients\u2019 pain and upping their chance of survival. He was known as the\u00a0\u2018fastest knife on West End\u2019 and could allegedly take a leg off in 2 \u00bd minutes. Some say he could amputate a limb in 30 seconds flat if he had to, he was exactly the man you wanted to call in case of emergency like this, because he could get you done and stitched nice and fast, before you bled out or died from shock.<\/p>\n<p>On top of that, he was a theater surgeon, and I mean, he brought the THEATER to it. This man would scream for the students watching him to time him, and when he had to free his hands, shove his BLOODY FUCKING KNIFE between his teeth. Also, the 300% mortality rate wasn\u2019t because he was inexperienced- it was because he was WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT CUTTING LEGS OFF, swinging his knife around for the effect. This was not the only time his enthusiasm got the better of him on the table, once, he amputated a man\u2019s leg and accidentally took off his testicles in the same go.<\/p>\n<p>He was, however, the first man to perform surgery with the use of anesthesia, and was a strong proponent of its use. He\u2019s also famous for having UNSHAKABLE morals, he once got punched out a surgeon IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE CLASS for displaying a woman\u2019s corpse in a\u00a0\u2018voyeuristic\u2019 manner, then straight-up took the body and had her decently buried (The woman was a murder victim and the surgeon he punched may have been complicit in the whole thing as well.).<\/p>\n<p>Liston is such a coolio figure in early medical history he fight he heal he knock people the fuck out.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mCFfHyagI2-IeCiDk8-e0aA\" target=\"_blank\">@ewebie<\/a> for interest\u2026?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jamlockk: langerdibs: dangerhamster: bundyspooks: In the late 19th century, an inexperienced doctor performed his first surgery n a room full of people. Feeling the pressure, he felt the need to perform the amputation in the quickest time possible, and ended up amputating his patient\u2019s arm in the space of around 25 seconds. In the process &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/10\/jamlockk-langerdibs-dangerhamster\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[732,13902,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114589"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114591,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114589\/revisions\/114591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}