{"id":114342,"date":"2016-02-11T21:17:07","date_gmt":"2016-02-11T21:17:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/11\/honeywaspkittenbaby-upthawolfs\/"},"modified":"2016-02-11T21:17:07","modified_gmt":"2016-02-11T21:17:07","slug":"honeywaspkittenbaby-upthawolfs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/11\/honeywaspkittenbaby-upthawolfs\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

honeywaspkittenbaby<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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upthawolfs<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sjwpanderer<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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adhdsmokescreen<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Ok but why don\u2019t people understand there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting??<\/p>\n

nightblogging is like \u201cWhat if apples screamed when we bit them?\u201d<\/p>\n

Shitposting is like \u201ca crisp one donger bill\u201d<\/p>\n

One is more coherent than the other.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

i\u2019m glad we\u2019re focusing on the important issues here at tumblr.com<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. think the kind of stuff your best friend says to you at a sleepover at 3 am after the lights have gone out and neither of you have slept in 20 hours or more\u2013 a \u201cwhat if\u201d question isn\u2019t unsual in and of itself, but the unreal subject matter (apples screaming when you bite them) makes it funny. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd.\u00a0\u201ca crisp one dollar bill\u201d isn\u2019t funny or unusual, but replacing\u00a0\u201cdollar\u201d with the absurdist internet word\u00a0\u201cdonger\u201d is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it\u2019s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they\u2019re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u201cNIGHTBLOGGING IS SURREALISM, SHITPOSTING IS DADA\u201d<\/p>\n

incredible<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

honeywaspkittenbaby: upthawolfs: sjwpanderer: adhdsmokescreen: Ok but why don\u2019t people understand there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting?? nightblogging is like \u201cWhat if apples screamed when we bit them?\u201d Shitposting is like \u201ca crisp one donger bill\u201d One is more coherent than the other. i\u2019m glad we\u2019re focusing on the important issues here at tumblr.com … <\/p>\n

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