{"id":113956,"date":"2016-02-14T18:07:06","date_gmt":"2016-02-14T18:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/14\/jolto-army-assemble\/"},"modified":"2016-02-14T18:07:06","modified_gmt":"2016-02-14T18:07:06","slug":"jolto-army-assemble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/14\/jolto-army-assemble\/","title":{"rendered":"Jolto Army Assemble"},"content":{"rendered":"

ewebie<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vanetti<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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helloitslbo<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vanetti<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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helloitslbo<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vanetti<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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helloitslbo<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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johnlockgoodall<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vanetti<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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johnlockgoodall<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vanetti<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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johnlockgoodall<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vanetti<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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johnlockhell221b<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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inevitably-johnlocked<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vanetti<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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to-johnlock-hell-in-a-handbasket<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vanetti<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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longlivejohnlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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johnlockgoodall<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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drool-is-love<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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vanetti<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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this is not a drill<\/p>\n

where the hell is that damn deleted script snippet from tsot on the bench where john talks about how sholto was the one who stopped writing\/talking to him, this is Really Important<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

@vanetti<\/a><\/p>\n

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Jfc<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I HAVER NEVER SEEN THIS AND I AM DYING<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

THANK YOU DANY<\/p>\n

hey sholto anon, THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

OMG I DIDN\u2019T KNOW ABOUT THIS.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#he was your ex #whatever he was #i wish you weren\u2019t #whatever you are #well that\u2019s not parallel at all is it (via @to-johnlock-hell-in-a-handbasket<\/a>)<\/p>\n

DID I FUCKING ASK<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

FUCK ME UP AND SPIT ME OUT. GADDAMNIT.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

jolto angst on a sunday night?!! well fuck me uppp!!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

we were all blindsided tbh<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

llllmfao
HE doesn\u2019t keep in touch<\/p>\n

says john to the guy who FAKE KILLED HIMSELF AND VANISHED FOR TWO YEARS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

GOD DAMN IT JANE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

OH AND
isn\u2019t this right before sherlock literally walks away when john tries to tell him how this won\u2019t change things between them?<\/p>\n

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yeah it literally goes: \u201ctell me everything about sholto\u201d \u201cokay here is some stuff about sholto. anyway, about mary \u2013 where did u go\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Yeah because Sherlock just realised the pattern.<\/p>\n

John forms attachment with someone (Sholto) – who breaks off communication<\/p>\n

John moves on\u00a0<\/p>\n

John forms attachment with someone (Sherlock) – who breaks off communication<\/p>\n

John moves on<\/p>\n

John forms attachment with someone (Mary) – they get married<\/p>\n

ooops<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

CAN U JUST GO TO BED ALREADY JFC<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

WHAT IS THIS CONVERSATION.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

it gets worse though because @heimishtheidealhusband<\/a> just pointed out that the bench conversation came AFTER the \u201cyes of course you\u2019re my best friend\u201d convo like that did not convince him<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Of course it didn\u2019t convince him. Sherlock was blindsided after discovering he was John\u2019s best friend and I think it took until after the wedding for it to sink in.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

i have never more immediately regretted following someone<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

NO PLEASE LOVE ME<\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026<\/p>\n

also I have no regrets for my post Sherlock is smoll and so excited that he is John\u2019s best friend<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

but the thing is that he was so sad after the wedding that he did a bunch of drugs anyway \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Y’all are grounded<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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