{"id":113713,"date":"2016-02-16T11:45:57","date_gmt":"2016-02-16T11:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/16\/ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname-animatedamerican\/"},"modified":"2016-02-16T11:45:57","modified_gmt":"2016-02-16T11:45:57","slug":"ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname-animatedamerican","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2016\/02\/16\/ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname-animatedamerican\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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animatedamerican<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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isolationiste<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sirdef<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sirdef<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sirdef<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it<\/p>\n

i am eating an entire cake<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

update: there is more cake than i imagined.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

i see now why my parents didn\u2019t let me do this<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

never do this again<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The trick to buying an entire cake and eating it is you don\u2019t eat it all at once.<\/p>\n

But, and this is crucial,\u00a0not <\/i>because someone else is controlling your portions. \u00a0Because it\u2019s your cake<\/i>. \u00a0Because you don\u2019t have to worry that if you don\u2019t finish it now, somebody will take the rest away. \u00a0Because you can eat as much cake as you feel like eating\u00a0and then stop<\/i>, and the remaining cake will still be there when you want some more. \u00a0Which may be in an hour or may be in a couple of days.<\/p>\n

Own your cake. \u00a0Cake responsibly.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

How to cake<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

#yeah unless you’re married<\/a>#then you better eat all the cake<\/a>#or it will be gone the next day<\/a>#and your husband will try to act innocent<\/a>#but we don’t have a cat anymore jay<\/a>#and ghosts don’t eat<\/a>#so who else ate the cake jay<\/a>#WHO<\/a>#(I have also eaten the cake)<\/a>#(actually it’s always pie in our house)<\/a>#(I feel I’ve lost track of the narrative)<\/a>\u00a0 (via @pringlesaremydivision<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ispenttoolongthinkingofanewname: animatedamerican: isolationiste: sirdef: sirdef: sirdef: i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it i am eating an entire cake update: there is more cake than i imagined.\u00a0 i see now why my parents didn\u2019t let me do this never do this again The trick … <\/p>\n

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